Microwave

Person who constantly chats with women but doesn't get any sex from them. Used to refer to them as warming up food (the women) for other people

Man 1: Oh yeah, I've seen him talk to a lot of women, he must be getting a lot of pussy
Man 2: Naaaah he's just a microwave.

by HotChilliIceCubes April 11, 2015

Microwave

A slang term for a computer monitor, popularized by the biggest streamer of all time on twitch Red596

"My microwave is on the fritz, I need a new one"

by Red596 November 18, 2021

Microwave

To microwave someone is to fuck someone

I’d let him microwave me.

by Allevant February 14, 2022

Microwave

it go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Person 1: *is asleep*
Person 2: *Turns microwave on*
Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Person 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL F-

by MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBEEPBEEPBEE October 13, 2022

Microwave

A box you can cook or reheat food in.

Dude I put your hamster in your microwave!

by Microwave moment July 12, 2022

Microwave

An onomatopoeia

Dan: *Doing a circle motion with finger* Microwave

by DREAMOFSKIESS December 30, 2017

Microwave

Head Chef at Olive Garden

My delicious breadsticks and soup were microwaved to order

by Dontunderstand645 May 11, 2018