Miley Cyrus

Hitler combined with the average head cheerleader.
She makes 12 year old children jump up in happiness over her
trashy, annoying, nosily voice.
She kind of looks like a creepy rat in disguise and her lyrics are
cheesy crap.

"WOW, so do you think Miley Cyrus will be in rehab next month or this month?!"

by OliviaaaC. May 19, 2008

Miley Cyrus

A stupid hoe, also can refer too the Disney channel failure, one of the 99% to go one from the beloved kid's channel and do stupid shit. A Miley Cyrus can take many forms, including little bitches, hoes, failures, weird ass bitches doing stupid shit, and anything else stupid. LIKE DAMN

"Hey man, did you see that Miley Cyrus, up on stage molesting a foam finger?"
"Yeah man, I even heard it died of of AIDS."
"I heard that too. Can you imagine how fucked she would have to be to make dem AIDs spread that fast?"

by Dyfi December 17, 2013

Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana

Retarded, no-talent, annoying little brat who thinks she can act and sing but really just irritates the crap out of millions of parents every night when their Miley-obsessed little 9-year-old runs into the TV room and puts on Disney Channel, shouting "Hannah Montana's on! Then JONAS! YAY! I get to see some Tennessee hick-chick put on a blonde wig and some glittery clothes and attempt to be the next Madonna, when she's really just lipsynching to a pre-recorded, Auto-toned version of her own retarded little redneck voice. I'm so cool!"
Yet another product of the Disney corporate zombie-making machine. Ripped off Michael Jackson in her stupid little "Fly on the Wall" music video, which I only looked at because someone told me about it on the timeless, legendary "Thriller" video, which, once again, she ripped off. Not to mention his "Bad" video.

Is defended for being a pole-dancing hillbilly whore by 8, 9 or 10-year-old bratty girls who think synthesizers and robotic "hey y'all" voices are super-cool. Slutty. Ugly. Untalented. Stupid. Annoying. Obnoxious.

Anyone who thinks Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana (pick a freaking name you retard!) has even one iota of talent for anything but pissing off a ton of people needs their brains checked, or else you're just another Disney Doormat. In that case, better hurry off this offensive yet truthful definition and watch her idiotic show, full of other Disney Doormats who couldn't get an acting job anywhere else. Anyone who thinks Miley / Hannah is a good actress/singer obviously has no mind of their own, so your opinion doesn't count.

Girl 1: Hannah Montana sucks!
Girl 2: Yeah!
Boy 1: Miley Cyrus is such a whore.
Girl 1: They're the same person.
Girl 2: GOD! WHY DOESN'T THAT UGLY HO JUST PICK A FREAKING NAME AND STOP CONFUSING US!
Boy 1: Amen to that! Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana has no talent and doesn't have the right to have TWO retarded names! One is more than enough!

by Loves Real Music MJ Forever! September 10, 2009

Miley-Mouth

When a girl has gums (pertaining to the teeth) that are too large for her face to the point where they resemble a Great White sharks gums. Aka Miley Cyrus.

Bro1:Hey man what does Miley Cyrus have in-common with the shark from Jaws...

Bro2: I dunno.. I never thought about it..

Bro1: Bro, Miley-Mouth.

Bro2: What do you mean,"Miley-Mouth?"

Bro1: You know, where a girls gums resemble those of a Great White shark.. duh

Bro2: Oh.. like similar to the shark in Steven Spielberg's 1975 thriller; "Jaws?"

Bro1: Y.e.s. bro. Exactly.

by poefacekilla October 3, 2010

Miley Cyrus

A ridiculous individual who looks like an ugly boy trying to look like a girl. This individual can never keep its tongue inside its mouth when a camera is present. This is also somebody who looks like a buffoon while attempting to dance.

Oh my God! Did you see that Miley Cyrus? That was the worst dance ever!

by marcusm88 October 31, 2013

Miley Cyrus

a flirt who thionks she can get anything she wants just because she is the daughter of billy ray. She is a tease. SHe says she will be pure but so did britney spears. Not one of the Jonas Brother will sleep with her. She is three people in one. Trys to be innocent. A FAKE! she can't sing. and most of a WHORE! the way she dresses now.

did you see miley cyrus's clothes last night. i wonder who she screwed last night.

by nick jerry April 15, 2008

Miley Cyrus

Former Disney Channel star that looks like a man with her new haircut. Last year she dry humped beetle juice in a desperate plea for attention. Reality is setting in that she is just an ugly butch. She can also be seen frequenting WNBA games

Dude I ran into Miley Cyrus at the WNBA game last night, SHES A MAN BABY!

by MrHobbes69 August 17, 2014