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Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)

A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.
Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.
by Fekakta October 25, 2009
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Mossiping

I saw these guys in the hallway mossiping about Horhay.
by sexyman24 October 18, 2009
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Subdermal Messaging

Making you point by punching the recipient in the arm, thigh, chest, junk, etc.
Boy was about to queer the deal so I sent him some subdermal messaging.
by beelzabitch December 31, 2009
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hate messaging

When you send someone that you dont even know, an email saying mean things or swearing at them because you think something that might not be true.
Joe, "who is cassidy"
Bob, "some person that was hate messaging me because she thought i was stalking jim and lawanda"
Joe"what did she say?"
Bob, "she said that i need to back off, even though i now them"
by beowulf1 April 2, 2010
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Meskining

Explaining in an unnecessarily lengthy way.
He was meskining so hard, I could barely get a word in!
by Gaybruuuuh June 28, 2022
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percolated messaging

Why, this being the opposite of instant messaging of course
It took some time with the percolated messaging, but the java aws well worth savouring.
by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010
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display name messaging (DNM)

Communicating (sometimes fairly subtly) via ones display messages say on MSN! Can sometimes be done in the form of song quotes...
display name messaging (DNM) message: "don't waste your time, we've heard it all before"

(quote from You Me At Six album)
by The Jammie Dodger May 3, 2010
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