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Merle's Law

Merle's Law states that if one is too blown, one must smoke more in order to come down.
Legend: Guys I am too blown right now guys I don't know what to do.

Carlos: Use Merle's Law

Merle: I agree
by BPC 2010 July 6, 2010
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Merl Grove High School

This is a distinguished institution with honorable ladies (who DONT give BUN)
Which is well known for sadamistry (battymanism/lesbianism) as well as former chopper principal(Dr Fullerton).
This school hold a unbreakable title for some of the thickest girls ever known to man.

Many time this prestigious institution fall victim to the atrocious creatures of Calabar High School.
(boy 1 )Hey bro look over there at that eloquent lady sitting down waiting for her bus which number I want.
(boy 2)I can already tell that she goes to Merl Grove High School
to the boys prediction they were correct but unfortunately they were declined due to the fact she was a sadamite 😞
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Merl Grove High School

Capital of sadamitism
99.9% of Merl Grove High School girls pratice sadamitism.
by qeenie thee second January 3, 2023
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Black Merle Chow Chow

A Chow Chow which is dog that genetically will DNA test as a black dog or have majority of black hair. It would then contain the merle trait as well which it defines as the dilution of colors via in the form of spots! Speckles!
That black merle chow chow is so unique.
by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020
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Merl

A Fortnite streamer who lives in Newcastle and whose girlfriend is taller than him.
Look at Merl, he's such a radgie doylem.
by Kar71k15 January 6, 2022
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Merle

Merle is a good girl. But she is a fuck girl, she is always smoking weed and fucking with other boys.
Boy#1: Hey, what are you doing tonight

Boy#2: I'm going to Merle

Boy#1: Ohhhh, I understand, you're smoking and fucking ;)
by Merlööööö February 21, 2017
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Merl

Merl is a jack of all trades, but is never a master of one. He is also shy but extroverted, and is very attractive but never has the balls to talk to anyone.

Merl is always the last pick in anything he does but puts in exceptional work. Merl is never comfortable with himself so is always changing to fit his surroundings.

People refer to him as a chill guy
Omg merl, you are really chill!

Merl, I wish I was your friend!
by Bigchad34.5x2 November 24, 2021
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