mensterbating

It's when a women masterbates while menstruating.

"What's her problem, is she just weird, or is she mensterbating."

by Dr Delta SP. Oz October 26, 2013

mensturbating

When a female masturbates while menstruating. Duh.

''hey dude, me and Sharon had phone sex last night, she was totally mensturbating''

by RedRainbows March 31, 2009

Menturbating

To become sexually aroused mentally, but not physically, like when 40 something women watch 80's has-been pop star videos.

You can't pry Catherine away from that laptop, she's menturbating to that Rick Springfield video on YouTube.

by 80's Hub March 10, 2011

menstruating clown

A person (usually male) that acts like a drama queen with PMS. First coined in the late 80's.

That Shawn is such a menstruating clown.

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

MANSTRATING

when a man has taken it hard in the ass and needs to wear a kotex to absorb the fluids,is in a bitchy mood and won't have sex for a week

what is that lump in his shorts,he must be manstrating. that poor bastaed

by JEFF KOWALSKI March 13, 2008

psycho-menstruating slut (pms)

PMS is a mental condition found in bi-polar, rabid, psycho, unstable, generally 'off' ex-girlfriends. Typically the female species experiences a few days of PMS monthly, but in a true crazy-psycho broad PMS can cloud her thinking and cause her to act violently. Beware of PMS whores, they may be winning now but they'll probably end up with vaginal cancer by the age of 30.

The local police officer inferred a serious case of psycho-menstruating slut (pms) due to the broken wood and shattered glass of the sliding door at the bottom of the staircase leading from the rooftop.

by whathappenedtothatbird August 5, 2011

Menestrating

When a girl is Leading up to or actually on there Period.

Boy: Why have you been so Moody latley?

Girl: Im Menestrating

by S.A.E August 22, 2008