by Scott September 23, 2003
Get the menoats mug.Typified by mood swings and irritability, lack of sex drive, tendency to go home and bake rather than go dipping the wick with the wife. "Male menopause" may be the result of hypogonadism, where the testes produce few or no hormones. Kind of lame for all involved.
"Dan's male menopause is worse than usual today, just found him weeping in the break room, eating his second Kit Kat chunky for the day, and it's not even 10am."
by PseudoSydney May 11, 2016
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Ari and Levana were having nice, clean sex when Ari grabbed Levana's dildo and began Gilding the Menorah.
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When John asked if he could stay on my couch, I knew he was suffering from a case of cerebral menopause.
by La Tatooie January 27, 2008
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