cooch muncher

One who enjoys eating, sucking, or snacking on the grundle area.

Clarky did five years for being a public cooch muncher.

by jesus abadobot June 23, 2008

Twat Muncher

A person who munches on ones vagina.

Person 1: "I met this girl last night turned out she was a lesbian"

Person 2: "She sounds like a right twat muncher!"

by 4011446 April 17, 2009

Ghost Muncher

In a long term relationship your partner wakes you by going down on you, usually you sleep through it all cause you drank to much or your that tired.

or

That office creep that eats all the baked goods that someone brought it for everyone.

My was ex was such a ghost muncher, I never minded cause I woke up with a smile on my face!

or

Steve is such a ghost muncher he thinks that we dont know its him that sneaks all the cookies, but we do!

by Cumshoe March 24, 2010

bunny muncher

noun or adjective. 1. One who munches on bunnies 2. A self-righteous foodie or urban farmer 3. People who take a break from skinning bunnies and decide to have tea and get blood on the teacups.

The Berkeley bunny munchers had a locavore rabbit-slaughtering party while drinking a lovely Darjeeling.

by lunablu July 23, 2010

cheese-muncher

1) A person who is aroused by ones body cheeses.

2) A person who eats fromunda cheese / ear cheese / boob cheese/ butt cheese

3) Booty sweat / Ass Juice

4) Residence of Wisconsin

5) An act you can pay a hooker to do for a price

Mayor of Munchy: "Hey McFly, I got this girl in Green Bay to do something nasty!"

McFly: " What? When you went deer hunting in the U.P. for a week?"

Mayor of Munchy: "Ya Dude, our last day there, I meet a cheese-muncher!"

McFly: "Huh?"

Mayor of Munchy: "She ate my fromunda cheese. It was so gross!"

by Cheese4green September 23, 2011

bunny muncher

A female, with a slot in her teeth for sucking things through.

She sucked spaghetti through her teeth like a bunny muncher.

by overthehill16 May 23, 2013

Mojave Muncher

The name for an act of foreplay in which the recieving party turns their blowdryer on full blast while pointing it directly into their partners mouth, causing extreme dryness, making the tongue rather "cat-like". The partner then proceeds to perform oral sex. The acts name derives from its extreme dryness, and to be quite honest. . . the chafing.

"i thought he was gonna go down and get me all wet but he pulled a surprise Mojave Muncher and damn near sanded my clit off! Goddam, i say Goddam!!!"

by themojavemuncher February 25, 2015