melon

I am melon

Melon is the hottest

by Fuckme69420 August 24, 2021

Melon

toby mclinden

toby you’re a melon

by Jamiejsjsjsjjsjfjndjdjnd September 14, 2018

Melonism

A group filled with Melon worshipers who smite the non Melon lovers

“Do you want to join Melonism and worship melons”
“No”
“MELON MAN, SMITE HIM!”

by Holy Knight of the melons June 22, 2022

Melon

Euphemistic phrase for a fatal skull injury. Normally used in conjunction with an adjective (see below).

The driver was ejected from the car, and got a pavement melon.

by RomanThorne September 03, 2015

Melon

The singular noun for a tit or plural ly known as tits

Jake Paul has massive melons and plays with them on Tuesdays

by PENG TING ELSIE❤️❤️ December 14, 2017

Melons

What life gives you if you're dyslexic

Me:when life gives you melons you might be dyslexic

Everest:Shut up

by BATMAN!!!!!! March 13, 2018

Melon

An ironic term used for a nerd with small breasts.
boobsnerdinsultdatelessegghead

Boy 1: Hey you gonna ask out that melon?
Boy 2: Haha no. I like boobs.

by thecathandler2 March 28, 2009