Dirty Melinda

When a guy is about to cum pulls out and rams it into her ass to finish.

I was fucking this girl from the bar last night. I didn't want to get her pregnant so I gave her a dirty Melinda

Dirty Melinda by Railingemharder March 4, 2019

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Aunt Melinda

When your voice cracks and sounds all watery. It can be caused from alot of saliva in mouth, excesivive amounts of water dranken, your food only being half swallowed. And many more things may cause an Aunt Melinda

friend 1 -Haha dude you just had an Aunt Melinda

friend 2 -Not uh

friend 1 - don't deny it i heard your voice got all watery

friend 2 - hahahahah damn it

Aunt Melinda by Polkadot2397 September 5, 2008

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Dirty Melinda

When you cheat on your girlfriend whilst eating a slice of pizza

Last Saturday I was full after a dirty Melinda

Dirty Melinda by MrWands June 27, 2017

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cool melinda

When a chick ticks an ice cube between her buttcheeks and farts on your face

There I was finishing my sweet tea when she grabbed an ice cube from my empty cup, gripped it tight betwix the cheeks of her hindquarters and proceeded to give me a cool Melinda. I had pink eye for two weeks....

cool melinda by StoneageMouse April 5, 2019