Mecrophiliac

1. Is the term for someone who has sex with car tail pipes.
2. Sexual attraction to cars mufflers.

"I heard Jim was a Mecrophiliac! Yeah he boned my car the other day"

by BlahBlahItsJoshBlahBlah January 11, 2010

mechaphile

someone who has sex with a car, yes, i said WITH a car.

Dude, he has his dick in the tailpipe! He's such a mechaphile, eew!

by CherryLayne December 30, 2008

meadophile

A person who studies beer bottles.

I want to be a meadophile when I grow up!

by AIDS Pizza March 1, 2009

Ecophile

An ecophile is a person who is literally "in love" with the environment. The way one person falls in love with another, ecophiles love the earth that way. They're usually disturbed people.

"Eww, he's kissing the ground! Is he some kind of ecophile?"

"She was best friends with an ecophile and he only ever wanted to sleep outside."

by ILoveMyTulpa November 22, 2014

Megaphile

Prolific Sex Offender, usually with more than ten conquest's

"Gary Glitter aka Paul Gadd is a convicted Megaphile"

by Dr Olla Cholla May 30, 2006

malophile

Some one who has an obsession with apples.

Jack Davis (retard): I love apples!
Random Dude: OMG you malophile!?

by The piano man October 3, 2005

mechaphile

Mechaphiles are sick cunts that have sex with their cars or they either masturbate whilst rubbing the bodywork or interior of their cars. They are often not sexually attracted to other human beings. The cars often carry a gender and mechaphiles can engage in either heterosexual or homosexual relationships with their vehicles.

"After a few minutes I felt the desire to connect with her further, so I had penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe. That's when I realised I was a mechaphile."

by Elle.LA May 29, 2008