Meatnance

the one person in your life to answer all your meat questions

Person 1: how do I cook this steak
Person 2: I don't know know, call my Meatnance man Steve

by Bac0npirate December 14, 2014

Meathands

Someone who handles meat suspiciously and cross contaminates also 99% of the time their first name is Eddy, Ed, Eric, or all of the above

Boy that kid needs to get away from the grill he’s totally being a meathands

by Hungdood69 August 1, 2019

meat can

A meat can is an ultimate loser, the biggest no life, the fattest man alive, a "meat can". Another term for meat head, except this is something you call someone when you die to them, an absolute meat can.

YOU: "DIES TO LOSER NO LIFE LV.200 KID"
YOU: YOU MEAT CAN UR SO BAD LEGIT GET A LIFE YOU CHUB CAKE!

by not a peenballer March 4, 2021

meatano

A type of Cheesee from brazil

YO boi, pass me the meatano

by ljzrst August 2, 2021

meathang

Meathang is defined as the excess of labia minora that protrudes past the labia majora of the female vagina which occurs in some women during puberty.

Jane and Rachel's vagina has meathang, although Jane's was much more prominent.

by Zana1 April 4, 2022

Mertcan

it is a name that means they have a huge cock and a fat ass

wow mertcan is looking at us its making us horny

by EEEE CLAPPED GUY April 10, 2023

meatcunt

A special word you may be permitted to use in scrabble

"Hey, are bad words allowed? *plays "meatcunt" cool!"

by Adachi Persona 4 Golden July 27, 2023