mealy

Having a grainy texture.

This watermelon is mealy,and less enjoyable because of it.

by Cpt.Flint September 18, 2005

meany head

a child's way of saying asshole

Jane aged 7: You're a meany head! I never want to talk to you again!

Jane aged 17: FUCK YOU, YOU ASSHOLE! I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOUR WHINEY ASS AROUND HERE AGAIN FUCKER!

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

meaty wallop

A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.

Liam was falling asleep so Miles gave him a meaty wallop.

by Jabba the Putt January 6, 2008

mealy mouth

Someone who speaks indirectly and bowdlerizes. One who beats around the bush.

The opposite of a "mealy mouth" is a "smash mouth", someone who "tells it like it is".

by LudwigVan February 1, 2005

Meaty Chimney

Term used to describe the female vaginal cavity.

I stuck my bacon brush (penis) up her meaty chimney, and gave it a damn good sweeping.

by The Wrongun July 16, 2008

Melpya

Short for "May I Help You".

Subway Associate: "Melpya?"
Subway Patron: "Yes, I'd like a 6-inch Cold Cut with Pepper Jack Cheese, toasted please."

by EVGNick May 27, 2010

meapiuohtas

Randomly pressing keys to produce a random word. It was named by randomly pressing keys to produce a random word.

Wgarsdoikwes is a great word! I meapiuohtased it just now!

by Xaturn July 7, 2010