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McDickum

"Hey bro, I seen you with those girls"
"Yeah bro I McDickum down"
by Mcdikkyyy March 10, 2022
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McDick

A male person that serves females some fast food for the soul through quick validation, like compliments, flirting, and physical affection, but is not considered as someone for a healthy long-term relationship. Usually, this male is easy to attract and often found standing in a field of red flags. Just as excessive fast food consumption can have negative health effects, getting involved with a "McDick" can lead to heart disease, high blood pressure, a negative self-image, depression, mood disorders, and a shortened lifespan.

Furthermore, getting involved with a "McDick" can have a paradoxical impact on undermining traditional patriarchal constructs. While it takes advantage of the existing patriarchal framework, it also compounds the challenge of deconstructing the deeply ingrained patterns associated with the "male gaze" — the tendency of media and society to perceive the world from a heterosexual male standpoint, often objectifying and sexualizing women.
You really can find a McDick everywhere, even at the supermarket.
She realized that she was addicted to McDicks, so she decided to break free from that vicious cycle.
You know how queer I am but sometimes a McDick just brings me through the day. Men are so easy.
After a breakup I just need one McDick, or five.
Kevin really is just a McDick.
by Malefiz September 7, 2023
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dickless mcdickbreath

Ih the heirarchy of d bagery this is the top rank. An individual who showes cowardice and cocksucker traits at the same time.
Look hear Dickless McDickbreath, we aint having this shit.
by reptilian November 10, 2013
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Trongus McDick

Trongus McDick is the temporary name given to a guy who gets really drunk and shares everything. Trongus gets in your face a lot and invades your personal space. He also asks you a lot of personal questions. Trongus McDick is really fun to be around when you're also drunk but can leave you thinking, 'What the fuck?' when you're stone cold sober.

I once met a Trongus McDick at Leeds festival. He was often in people's grill, doing cartwheels in front of girls and running into the barriers that held up urinals. Fun guy.
"Hey, Trongus McDick, stop dancing on me bro" "Sorry man... but my name is actually Ronnie, you know?" "Nah man, you're steamed. Tonight you are Trongus McDick" "Hey thanks man, appreciate the nickname".
by LDubioMcDub August 30, 2019
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McChicken after a McDickin

To order a delivery of McDonals after a good hard railing!
Damn, that was some good workout we had there wanna get a McChicken after a McDickin
by Tarzinator February 4, 2023
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McDick's

I'll meet you at McDick's to eat the McGangBang.
by ashmadallah January 17, 2015
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McDickwich

A term used to express that someone should or does munch/suck dick. When one man actually tried to create such a sandwich to be put on the McDonald's menu, it was, suprisingly, rejected
You see Jimmy over there? I heard he likes eating McDickwich.
by rabidcrabs March 29, 2011
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