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maxin monday

for those of you who hate mondays you're just being silly...simply take monday to the MAX! have a beer or two or keg. party with friends or groups or hookers. listen to music and dance or strip or get arrested. there are endless possibilities when its monday so call-out tuesday cause your gonna need to sleep this off and maybe see a doctor.

established in 2009 in M'boro, TN
"JD, I see you enjoying that new beer in your hand. Too bad its Maxin Monday....WHERE'S THE FUNNEL!?!?!?"
by Clever Kate September 24, 2009
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maxine

1.synonym for sexy 2. most crunk individual 3. amazing at everything
wow, look at her, she's so maxine...
by maxine ishh December 19, 2007
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maxin and relaxin

"what up homie?" "nm- just maxin and relaxin"
by lauren September 1, 2003
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Maxine

Maxine Maximus gracious, endearing lover, beauty, salacious, seductive siren, mother to all, mother of mother earth, articulate, affable, amenable, kindness of heart, forgiving, arbitrator, zestful, energetic, spontaneous, naturally prominent, exciting, goddess, erotic, tenacious, chicky babe
If all the woman in the world could be Maxine, it would be perfect.

Dreams are made of Maxine

If would love to be a Maxine
by bluestoker February 8, 2010
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starvin marvin

To be hungry beyond the nth degree.

Popularised by the character in South Park of the same name.
Tony: Bill, do you fancy a bite?
Bill: Bloody oath Tony! I'm absolutely starvin marvin! I'm almost ready to eat my elbow.
by Anth June 9, 2004
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Marvin Ashwell

Marvin Ashwell’s are a rare specimen of human beings as they are alpha chads.
Marvin’s can also be referenced as “meat masters” or “pussy slayers”
Person 1: look at that chad over there!
Person 2: That’s probably a Marvin Ashwell
by Xx_PusssySlayerrr69_Xx August 2, 2020
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Milk Maxxing

Drinking 3/4 to 1 whole gallon of milk a day to strengthen bones and because it tastes good
I've been milk maxxing for a year now and it feels like my femurs have been reinforced with rebar. I also weigh 240 despite being like 5'9". My bones are dense as lead now
by anonymous November 21, 2020
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