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Mateen

Of mythical origin. The sexiest beast in the whole universe, he controls and does whatever he wishes. There is truly no stopping him when he is awake. But he lays dormant for millions of years at a time before awakening.

When he does, women fall for him like a line of dominos. He is truly the pinnacle of sexiness, power and potency!
Taco: The times of Mateen's awakening are near, brace yourselves!
by Dope Boy Banger November 14, 2014
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Mating Call

A sound one makes as a way to show there desire (sexually) for another guy or girl. This call usually leads to increased secual desire and in many cases sexual intercourse.
Ross let out a mating call to his girl friend, which resembled the sound of a seal - ARRR ARRR
by SammyKreppin January 18, 2008
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Brother Mateen

The teacher all his students love to annoy. Brings out the gong to kill their ears in revenge. A secret brony under the guise of a long white thowb and kufi. Also, the definition that voters won't let pass.
Brother Mateen banged the gong, killing everyone's eardrums
by procrastinationmaster May 12, 2020
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Pulling a Matians

(V) To talk or text to the opposite sex more than your friends that once had trust in you or friends you've known since a long time. These friends are now being ignored.
"Why isnt he talking to his friend hes known since kindergarten and texting someone else instead?"
"Hes probably pulling a Matians."
by The Matians himself August 10, 2008
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marshmallow maties

yummy kind of cereal with marshmallows in unusual pirate shapes
by lauren March 23, 2004
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matinee

1. any sex before the evening time, typically when people have sex twice in a day.

2. a ,movie before 6 oclock
1. Ian and I decided to have lunch at home today followed by a pleasuring matinee.

2. We saw the matinee because it was cheaper than the evening prices, plus we can have sex in the theater and no one's there!
by Skank hoe November 11, 2006
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Mateen Cleaves

THE best NBA player ever. Mateen Cleaves takes on MJ Shaq and Mourning with one hand tied behind his back. Mateen Cleaves is amazing!!!
"Mateen Cleaves Chikkin!!!!"
by Creepsex December 9, 2008
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