mathieson

An idiotic bitch

Wow that’s a real Mathieson

by Anonymous 198720001 May 18, 2018

Mathias

Mathias is a guy who is creative and have a lot of work force. Mathias usually likes to make creative things, like films, art and stories.

You are a real Mathias.
If you were more like a Mathias you would find this easy to make.

by YottaBrain March 21, 2017

He pulled a Mathis

It is in reference to Otis Mathis, Chairman of the Detroit School Board, who was fondling his private parts for 20 minutes and then unzipped his pants while ejaculating in his "hanker'chief" while meeting with the Superintendent Teresa Gueyser.

"He pulled a Mathis" wile in the classrooom despite being ill discipline to maintain a focus on education and was anxious about taking a test he knew he would fail.

by Apres97 June 21, 2010

Mathias

Boy who usually fucks around but he is really kind and friendly at the same time. When you know him correctly and are close to him, he is the best person you could meet. Might be insecure and gets along with everybody. Tries to find his soul-mate and keeps his circle small.

- You know anything about the dude in red?

~ yuh, he is Mathias.

by itskaylabitch September 5, 2018

Matisse

A great friend that you can always count on keeping your secrets. Dark brown hair, beautiful singing voice. Nerd-ish. Loves Sci-fi. Somewhat shy.

Guy 1: Are you friends with a Matisse?
Guy 2: Well duhh, I am Matisse, the ORIGINAL!

by IslandKit May 20, 2015

Dirty Mathis

The act of one pouring noodles on a girls vigana and fucking her and putting your finger in her anise then licking them

Wow that dirty Mathis felt so good

by luck manager October 17, 2018

mathisha

This is an amazing and (intelligent) person. Who is friendly to all especially those who love her. And she always stands up for the people she cares about. A Mathisha is beautiful, (sexy) and has an amazing sense of (humor)! She is (responsible) but she knows how to have a good time! ;)! Every guy is dreaming of having Mathisha. She is flirty, (spontaneous) and she can make anybody feel good! But some people call her Tisha to show off her fun and sexy side!

I wish everyone was like mathisha

Tisha is my girl

I wish I was with mathisha

My life would be great if I had a girl like Tisha!

by Tisha! xx January 25, 2013