Mateo

mateo is the type of boy that grows taller than you after being one of the shortest in the class.

He is super nice and friendly and he always knows how to cheer you up. Despite his awkwardness, he makes a good friend and will always take time to listen to you.

Mateo is overall a great guy and will definitely be able to put a smile on your face.

Person 1: haha he’s so awkward it makes me laugh.

Person 2: yeah that’s mateo, he’s a great friend

by uruallysubjecketisnice December 2, 2019

mateo

mateo is the almighty supreme most good looking pimp in the house

person: omg have you seen mateo? hes so hot
other person: obviously hes so fine, its cuz hes a pimp

by nooo-o_o June 22, 2021

Mateo + Christine

A cute ship that everyone agrees on, also usually They turn out to have lots of disagreements between each other.

They usually go to school together

Boy one: " I ship you with Christine"
Boy two: "Ohhhhh Mateo + Christine"
Boy one: "Haha"

by SWEDISH MEATBALLS!(from choir) October 16, 2019

Mateo Kovacic

A phenomenally skillful player who is not rated by virgins on FT because he dosen't statpads or commits 7 haircuts in 4 days. In short the best, player on the ball, who helps his team win immensely.

My boyfriend is like mateo kovacic, he always makes me finish, unlike himself.

by Metalm\m/ December 10, 2020

mateo

makes way to many sex jokes and is very annoying

mateo is annoying

by Av!3 November 18, 2021

Matelotage

Matelotage (MATE-LOT-AGE) (French for "seamanship") was a same-sex civil union amongst European sailors, in the 17th and 18th century. In the male-dominated world of piracy, homosexuality was common.

"Matelots" would agree to share their incomes, and inherit their partner's property in the case of their death. In addition, they would pledge to protect and fight alongside each other in battle and otherwise act in the other's interest.

My matelot has that bussin bussy boiii.
Me matelot got a bussy wetter than the ocean yarr.

Governor of the colony of Tortuga, Jean Le Vasseur, requested to the French government that female prostitutes be sent to the island, supposedly in order to deter matelotage among the buccaneers.

by BickleSyndrome July 25, 2022

Mateo

D1 glazer.
Loves to glaze other people but especially himself.
Not hollywood at all.

Mateo is not hollywood.

by ronuck May 31, 2023