Mathies

Tall person from Bremen

Mathies is a tall and helpful dude

by Luziefer6644 November 22, 2021

Matchispfmoeyphobia

Fear of Matching Profile Pictures

If you have trauma from matching profiles with someone and has developed a phobia over it, it's Matchispfmoeyphobia. A fear of Matching Profile Pictures with someone you love or care about.

"I have Matchispfmoeyphobia, It's fear of Matching profile pics with someone."

by seannzo August 18, 2023

Licking matches

Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit

"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"

by Fennejenny May 16, 2018

Jake Mathieson

Has great sex. Every one wants to fuck him. He is sexual and a great and good fun.

Oh!!! ur great as jake Mathieson

by Jake Mathieson June 9, 2018

Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day

Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson

by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019

waterproof matches

Refers to social "pairings" (i.e., friendships, romantic/business relationships, marriages, etc.) that are of sufficient "durability" that they are "impermeable to moisture-related mishaps"; i.e., the couples' bond of amicable feelings with each other will not be adversely affected by stressful/unfortunate "H20-type" events that can happen in everyday life, such as getting caught in the rain, accidentally stepping/falling into deep puddles, etc.

Waterproof matches are all well and good in and of themselves, but another true --- and necessary --- test of a compatible union between two individuals would have to be a "trial by fire"... as Tevya's young daughters vehemently remonstrated in "Fiddler On The Roof", "playing with matches, a girl can get burned"!

by QuacksO April 20, 2019

payden mathieson

a stuck up hypocritical bitch who's mom goes on facebook complaining about kids being assholes to her daughter. but get this, her kid is the biggest asshole there is.

person 1: you know payden mathieson?
person 2: yeah, that shark looking bitch?
person 1: yeah, how'd you know?

by Juliana A.K.A JFS December 8, 2019