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What match factories do when they're active
The match factory was nearby us and was matchmaking.
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Matchak Latte

Matcha Latte from the Polish McDonald "Mata Meal" from Polish rapper Mata. Most of people complain that it doesn't taste like matcha.
I was I Poland last week. I was in McDonald's there, and tried the exclusive for this country "Mata Meal". Don't get the one with the Matchak Latte though, it doesn't taste like real Matcha. I almost puked.
by osminee2 October 27, 2021
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Matcha Tea

Put boiling hot water and a bag of weed in a persons mouth
Some guy pissed me off so fucking badly I gave him matcha tea (he screamed like a bitch)
by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021
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Matcha Tea

A delicious type of tea that will fill you up with energy
Gosh Veronica the Matcha Tea I had was so refreshing
by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021
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Matcha

The most overrated tea ever.

What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.

Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".
Grandad: Hey kids I'm gonna place the doordash order now, what do you want for your drinks?
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*

Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2021
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MatchaPTSD

A condition suffered by the members of the 5th of July BLANK STREET team. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares, and severe fear of the color green, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about whisks. Treatments include; a cheeky Nandos, and cold beer!
Bro I have MatchaPTSD from yesterday!
by BlankBlankBlankStreet July 6, 2022
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matchaqueen

She is definitely a matchaQueen, they can’t come any prettier than that!
by Jonnythun1979 August 4, 2022
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