Since she became a Malumaholic, we don’t see her anymore. Malumaing is the only thing she does all day.
by Malumaholic November 30, 2018
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by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019
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In 2017 I heard Maluma's voice for the first time at a Ricky Martin concert in Las Vegas and instantly fell in love. My Malumaversary is June 24 . Three years and counting. Maluma for life.
October 11 is my Malumaversary, my life changed for ever when I saw Maluma live in concert in Miami for the first time in 2019.
My relationship with Maluma became official when I saw him perform live at the Los Angeles Forum in 2019. Our Malumaversary is September 7.
October 11 is my Malumaversary, my life changed for ever when I saw Maluma live in concert in Miami for the first time in 2019.
My relationship with Maluma became official when I saw him perform live at the Los Angeles Forum in 2019. Our Malumaversary is September 7.
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and sometimes at 30 mins past the hour.
rumours claim that Massmasturbation can cause blind people to regain their sight
(if theres any blind people reading this im not saying its true, believe me iv tried)
and sometimes at 30 mins past the hour.
rumours claim that Massmasturbation can cause blind people to regain their sight
(if theres any blind people reading this im not saying its true, believe me iv tried)
ted : did you hear about blind eric?
ted's imaginary friend : no, what happened?
ted : apparently he was on his 13th massmasturbation of the day when his eyes grew back! the doctor claimed it was a case of massmiracle
ted's imaginary friend : no, what happened?
ted : apparently he was on his 13th massmasturbation of the day when his eyes grew back! the doctor claimed it was a case of massmiracle
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