masticating

chewing. can also be a joke when u ask someone if they masticate

its so annoying when she is masticating

by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

Mantimate

( adjective) A special relationship between men, a platonic love thats "totally manly". Also see guy love.

"my boyfriend is getting really mantimate with his drinking buddy. He made my boyfriend dinner. At our house."

by Kira Baldass January 26, 2009

mastivacate

The loss of the contents in your mouth while chewing

To the dogs delight, Mary's conversation allowed her to mastivacate her food on to the floor

Mary's mother said to her:
"Don't talk while you're eating or you'll mastivacate"

by scrabblekrew July 20, 2014

Masturcate

To eat and masturbate at the same time

Since he was very busy, Calvin would masturcate to save time

by tmHK October 31, 2011

Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Kim April 8, 2004

sado-mastication

The fixation or propensity to beat your food before or during eating it.

Sarah: Hey Marty I brought you home a cheeseburger.

Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!

While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!

by donkey shave January 30, 2010

Basticated

Totally Ka-nackard, when something is totally beyond repair or broken. Absolutely shafted! that is shafted meaning broken.

Damn my computer blew up with smoke and everything, its totally "basticated"

by Craig September 21, 2004