Masterwhating

The conversation or confusion between the words mastecate and masterbate. Usually between teenage boys.

Those guys were masterwhating all through the hall.

by LandH May 14, 2008

masterhate

when you masturbate all your pain away to angry disgusting porn that you would watch never normally, just to vent your crappy situation through your penis.

I got cut from the basketball team last night, so i masterhated till my dick was raw... i feel very at peace now.

by kcaz411 October 6, 2011

Masterwait

The act of choosing to complete a task instead of stopping to masterbate.

“I really wanted to quit cleaning the house so I could whack off but I decided to masterwait instead.”

by JFWodfather March 6, 2015

masterbait

a particular lure used in the sport of fishing that has a superior quality above others with its class.
ie. to use such a lure

I better win now, I've been masterbaiting all day long!!!!

by Genius February 27, 2004

masterbait

a girl that has a certain appearance (aka smokin hott), that you're probably going to think about later when you whack off

who saw that girl with the acb? the one with the white pants and black thong, shes definitely masterbait.

Bob's mom just got a new boob job, talk about masterbait, she can bake me cookies anytime.

by Ryan..the kid January 11, 2009

Masterbite

When a boy sucks his own dick, mainly becuse he cant get a girl to do it for him

wow that was a great masterbite i just had

by Nadiia October 3, 2008

masterbait (masturbate)

It is the term that illiterate and dumb 9-12 year old retards, who listen to the Teletubbies and masturbate to pictures of Will Smith, use to replace the original word "masturbation" with.

I, a nerdy 12 year old, usually masterbait (masturbate) to Will Smith's topless pictures.

by drugaddict4206669] September 15, 2016