Mastercubating

Mastercubating means somebody is resting in the room in complete darkness. It has the same effect as masturbation but the process is far different.

Person 1: " why are you in your room in complete darkness all day? You masturbating?
Person 2: " No I'm mastercubating"

by johndillermand12 April 15, 2022

Uber Masterful

someone or something that is beyond cool

omg Leah is uber masterful. i want to be like her when i grow up

by juanita geraldo May 15, 2009

Masterbasting

Self pleasuring involving a basting brush.

We realised he was masterbasting when we kept finding the basting brush in his room.

by howieman December 26, 2009

masterfasting

Fasting or obstaining from the act of masterbating.

I heard Chuck has been masterfasting since since got kicked in the nuts!

by flacker October 30, 2006

Masterbutation

mass - tur - byoo - tay - shun

1. n. The act of combining masturbation with mutilation. The word is a combination of the words Masturbate and Mutate, although mutation is not part of the process.

"That guy is so badass. I heard he Masterbutates."

"Holy shit, masterbutation just scares me. Call me a bitch, but I just don't think I could do it."

by supermelon928 December 24, 2007

Masterus

He's sweet and what makes him sexy is his dark secretive side. He has a lot of patience with people. He has confidence that will over power any situation either through a laugh or the manner he conducts himself. He doesn't talk much but I bet the sexyest thing about him is his dark thoughts he keeps to himself.

Can't stop thinking about Masterus.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019

masterfurbix

an epic person who is epic

Holy shit that person is totally masterfurbix!

by ben elliott June 22, 2008