A mentally unstable paranoid chronically online and maximally narcissistic abusive sociopath and a sadistically vindictive hyper-manipulative masochist as well as a self-serving psychopathic perverted sadist.
“Ew, he’s such a Massimo! Did you hear about what he did to that girl at Disneyland last year? He’s such a creep! Don’t go anywhere near him he’s so gross!
by Bananas & Mangos January 28, 2024

by Dude shaw April 9, 2019

Massimo is a lego land legend who often spends his free time either playing soccer, fucking mothers, or drinking espresso
Likes men, not on the low...
Likes men, not on the low...
by mrguymass September 29, 2021

A mentally unstable paranoid chronically online and maximally narcissistic abusive sociopath and a sadistically vindictive hyper-manipulative masochist as well as a self-serving psychopathic perverted sadist. Probably lurking on Discord right now attempting to catfish his next victim.
“Ew, he’s such a Massimo! Did you hear about what he did to that girl at Disneyland last year? He’s such a creep! Don’t go anywhere near him he’s so gross!
by Bananas & Mangos January 28, 2024

sexy , big willy , absolute legend , favourite child , gets women like no tomorrow , good clothing style
by chains ikahwhsuan December 6, 2021

A formal noun for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an insatiable tendency to masturbate in the presence of others. "Massimo English"'s are known for their abnormally girthy micropenis (chode).However, Massmo English's are also known for being incredibly handsome and drawing the attention of muscular women.
by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022

Massimo is the definition of a "Bitch Nigga". If someone is being a bitch nigga one could say that person is being a Massimo.
by Papis home November 24, 2021
