boat mascot thingies

The things that goes on the front of a boat.

Hey, did you see that mermaid?
Where?
On that boat. It's one of those boat mascot thingies.

by Classic Joe October 3, 2019

Caravan Mascot

When a caravan of male hookers wishes to hire a new member, but he refuses, so they break into his house, tie him up, and ejaculate in all of his holes. They then put an apple in his mouth, take pictures, and threaten to publish them should they still not decide to join.

"So, I tried to get Isaiah Jaegar to join up with us, but he refused."

"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."

by GayMidgetNuggetVorePorn February 2, 2018

Ryan The Mascot

Ryan is just a mascot

Wow that guys a Ryan The Mascot

by Ryan The Mascot May 24, 2016

Mascotting

Verb: to be a mascot

The practice of using political, financial, or informational privilege to promote a particular person as a thought leader or influencer in a particular field or around a popular narrative.

This is done in a way that makes the support seem organic, and eventually promotes organic support and momentum, which masks the initial catalyst.

Or...astroturfing a person’s story

Yo why do the press keep going on about Harry and Meghan? No one cares...

Some kind of mascotting campaign no doubt...

Or

Looks like whoever Epstein was mascotting for didn’t want to risk him saying anything

#EpsteinDidntKillHimself

Or...

Epstein was clearly a mascot for someone or something bigger.

by KandorOfficial November 13, 2021

Penis Mascot

The emoji 🍆 . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.

🍆🐒 Dick Monkey
Penis Mascot 🍆. Chuck acts like a 🍆 with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.

by Techgyrl October 24, 2019

crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023

LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT

GOOGLE ALPHABET SLAVE.

The worse SEX TORTURE EVER.

It is not LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT but instead LOS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT which is SOL SEVAG the SUN GOD SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI changing states by using LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the marching of all kinds of EVENTS in the SIN CITY problem finder to always EXPAND AND EVALUATE wider and wider situations as COMING TO THE GOOGLEPLEX soon those brand new ILLUSTRIOUS DEFINITIONS of BLUE ORIGIN.

No touching, no cumming and no intercourse with anyone for the LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the biggest tumescent tease of the century.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER June 1, 2022