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Penis Mascot

The emoji ๐Ÿ† . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.
๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ Dick Monkey
Penis Mascot ๐Ÿ†. Chuck acts like a ๐Ÿ† with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.
by Techgyrl October 24, 2019
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crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023
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daddy mascot

The oldest man on the team, usually not the best player, but has a history of doing well for the team.
The daddy mascot was there to cheer the team to victory tonight
by anonymous January 1, 2025
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Ryan The Mascot

Wow that guys a Ryan The Mascot
by Ryan The Mascot May 24, 2016
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Mascotting

Verb: to be a mascot

The practice of using political, financial, or informational privilege to promote a particular person as a thought leader or influencer in a particular field or around a popular narrative.

This is done in a way that makes the support seem organic, and eventually promotes organic support and momentum, which masks the initial catalyst.

Or...astroturfing a personโ€™s story
Yo why do the press keep going on about Harry and Meghan? No one cares...

Some kind of mascotting campaign no doubt...

Or

Looks like whoever Epstein was mascotting for didnโ€™t want to risk him saying anything

#EpsteinDidntKillHimself

Or...

Epstein was clearly a mascot for someone or something bigger.
by KandorOfficial November 13, 2021
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Caravan Mascot

When a caravan of male hookers wishes to hire a new member, but he refuses, so they break into his house, tie him up, and ejaculate in all of his holes. They then put an apple in his mouth, take pictures, and threaten to publish them should they still not decide to join.
"So, I tried to get Isaiah Jaegar to join up with us, but he refused."

"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."
by GayMidgetNuggetVorePorn February 2, 2018
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cunt-mascot

Orignially coined by femisist artist Carolee Schneemann in her autobiography. It was used to imply that you were only included as a woman in a male dominated environment because of your looks.

Today this word is the description of a woman who celebrates her reliance on her looks and sexuality in order to ascertain power.
"You could be an artist, but you were really a kind of cunt-mascot." -Carolee Schneemann.

Modern example- Woman in corporate attire, with short skirt, cleavage busting and towering heels is introduced at a meeting by her male boss. "Harry, I'd like you to meet Bianca, she's our newest asset here at (insert business name)."
by BButton May 17, 2012
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