Marmite Banana

The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.

I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter

by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017

Marites

A nickname that is used to call a group of people who gossips about something.

"There are group of Marites gossiping about something.."

by replies November 29, 2022

Spread the marmite

The process of keeping your feet connected to the floor in contemporary dance. No one wants to be a dead fly.

As you roll from one side to the other really spread the marmite to keep connection.

by rosiniballerini December 1, 2013

Marmite Candle

Giving someone a good hard fucking up the ass resulting in a brown smelly cock or Marmite Candle. Occasionally upon removal from the ass the candle may be blown out via the method of Fallacio.
This act has one of 2 results with the reciever, they either love it or hate it!

Archie was really going for it with his misses and when he pulled out of her ass he asked her if she wanted to blow out the Marmite Candle.

Yes please she replied, i Love that yeasty tang!

by the_cartographer January 8, 2013

Marites

A Filipino version of a Karen.
Not to be confused with Maritess, with 2 s's

T*nginamo Marites!

by Galunggong May 18, 2020

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

dela cuesta queen and kings of rpw

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

by bonak September 29, 2020

Marmite Miner

Used to describe people having anal sex. After sex, The man pulls out his penis, and, if he has shit on it, he is called a "Marmite Miner". Can be shortened to "MM".(Double M)

Marmite Mining: You either love it or you hate it!

Sorry for the rudeness of this post.

"Person 1 puts dick in Persons 2 anal. Then pulls it back out."
Person 2: God, been Marmite mining again have we?
person 1: Wash your arse next time! I hate to be a Marmite Miner.

by DJ Daz and Siliconwolf September 24, 2006