Markus

The Ugliest man alive!

You look like Markus

by JayNiko October 23, 2020

MARKUS

THE DUMBEST LIVING RANGA

MARKUS HAS A SMALL RANGA DICK

by SBGSJdjszxbhaslfjbfhdjawkmlfjh March 4, 2019

Markus

Has hair and personality reminiscent of bad gravy, bland and flavorless. Arrogance that is backed up, but arrogance nonetheless. Gravy is only seasonal, like his personality.

Person A: I hear that Markus is really good at clarinet!
Person B: Yeah, but don't tell him that or you'll never hear the end of it.

by Tiktoktiptop May 7, 2018

Markus

An idiotic looser, who likes to skip class.

Fuck Markus

by The Lover Of Markus October 15, 2021

markus

a markus is the biggest shagger in town. he shaggs so much and would probaly float on water becasue he is so shaggy. markus is the biggest shagger you will ever see.

markus is the biggest shagger in town

by konsky March 16, 2019

markus

asshole backstabbing jerk

boy: “dude did you see that new markus kid?”
boy 2:”yeah i heard he’s a real asshole.”

by habsgsisnvzusjs sshs sh February 18, 2019

Markus

Markus means "small penis" in EVERY country in the world. The name markus is also very gay.

Guy 1: Eyy dude do you want a "Markus" up yo ass?

Guy 2: Yeah sure

by Max "Big Penis" December 14, 2016