Markus

A bitch who never gets laid and will never get a girl friend

Markus will be a virgin for life

by Ashlyn4lifeyeah January 3, 2019

Markus

A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative and in most cases a pussy.

“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler”

by Icee-nostyle November 13, 2019

Markus

The Ugliest man alive!

You look like Markus

by JayNiko October 23, 2020

MARKUS

THE DUMBEST LIVING RANGA

MARKUS HAS A SMALL RANGA DICK

by SBGSJdjszxbhaslfjbfhdjawkmlfjh March 4, 2019

Markus

Has hair and personality reminiscent of bad gravy, bland and flavorless. Arrogance that is backed up, but arrogance nonetheless. Gravy is only seasonal, like his personality.

Person A: I hear that Markus is really good at clarinet!
Person B: Yeah, but don't tell him that or you'll never hear the end of it.

by Tiktoktiptop May 7, 2018

Markus

An idiotic looser, who likes to skip class.

Fuck Markus

by The Lover Of Markus October 15, 2021

Markus Uteus

A 'Broken Old Shitty Ute' which a friend owns but thinks its the best car in the world.

Joe: My mate bought a Markus Uteus and it broke down

by The Litte Things in Life April 20, 2015