Markus

A bitch who never gets laid and will never get a girl friend
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A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative and in most cases a pussy.
“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler
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MARKUS HAS A SMALL RANGA DICK
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Markus

Has hair and personality reminiscent of bad gravy, bland and flavorless. Arrogance that is backed up, but arrogance nonetheless. Gravy is only seasonal, like his personality.
Person A: I hear that Markus is really good at clarinet!
Person B: Yeah, but don't tell him that or you'll never hear the end of it.
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An idiotic looser, who likes to skip class.
Fuck Markus
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Sten Markus

The Estonian zyzz fanclub president. He thinks other people are mirin. Bro has a small bench and arms. Bro works out with the zyzz split. Synonyms: little brother, lil homey, homeboy, tiny tim.
Sten Markus is so small, even the microsope can't see him.
Well duh!
by MarkBerting November 21, 2022
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