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Markus

A bitch who never gets laid and will never get a girl friend
by Ashlyn4lifeyeah January 3, 2019
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Markus

A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative and in most cases a pussy.
“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler
by Icee-nostyle November 13, 2019
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Markus

by JayNiko October 23, 2020
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MARKUS

MARKUS HAS A SMALL RANGA DICK
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Markus

Has hair and personality reminiscent of bad gravy, bland and flavorless. Arrogance that is backed up, but arrogance nonetheless. Gravy is only seasonal, like his personality.
Person A: I hear that Markus is really good at clarinet!
Person B: Yeah, but don't tell him that or you'll never hear the end of it.
by Tiktoktiptop May 7, 2018
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Markus

An idiotic looser, who likes to skip class.
Fuck Markus
by The Lover Of Markus October 15, 2021
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Markus Sigfridson

Guitarist in the swediwsh neo-classical metal band, Harmony, aswell as new prog. metal band Darkwater. One of Swedens best young guitarists- 27.
Not as good as some of the best guitarists of all time, but amazing for 27. Some of Sweden's undiscovered talents.
"Here listen to this, its one of Markus's Solo's"
"Wow, how can one person alone play that?"
"What can i say, hes amazing."
by Joel Mascinator June 15, 2004
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