Marko

"Marko" means when life is on pause or you live like ppl use to before christ.

You live like"marko"

by IFzzor April 11, 2019

Marko

A situation when your girlfriend beats the shit out of you.

-Dude whats that on your face?
-Oh my girlfriend punched me.
-You;re such a Marko

by Nyphrend May 1, 2019

Marko

a awesome kid with a high intelligence level, with so many friends. He is the best at everything, and is a rich guy.

Marko is what i want to be.

by iwilldab November 6, 2019

Marko

Marko is a unique person. He likes to play games, vape, and chill a lot. Marko doesn’t beef with anyone. But, don’t get on his bad side Marko will fuck you up. Marko is a great ladies man he really loves to show attention to any women. He treats a woman like no other. He’s a different breed. He is very kind and cute also. He loves to always cuddle. He has very soft hands but really big ones. He is super tall. Yet, again Marko is a unique person. P.S. don’t get on his bad side, don’t say you’re from the hood when your definitely not. He will fuck you up, don’t act ghetto around him. But, ask him if he’s from the hood and he’ll tell you a whole story which is 100% true.

Marko: yo wanna chill today?
Girl: Sure! What time are you not busy?

Marko: I can do 3:00 pm.
Girl: alright can’t wait to see you sunshine!
Marko: haha you too love.

by Himynameiswhat! September 24, 2020

Marko

Marko is a unique person. He likes to play games, vape, and chill a lot. Marko doesn’t beef with anyone. But, don’t get on his bad side Marko will fuck you up. Marko is a great ladies man he really loves to show attention to any women. He treats a woman like no other. He’s a different breed. He is very kind and cute also. He loves to always cuddle. He has very soft hands but really big ones. He is super tall. Yet, again Marko is a unique person. P.S. don’t get on his bad side, don’t say you’re from the hood when your definitely not. He will fuck you up, don’t act ghetto around him. But, ask him if he’s from the hood and he’ll tell you a whole story which is 100% true.

Marko: yo wanna chill today?
Girl: Sure! What time are you not busy?

Marko: I can do 3:00 pm.
Girl: alright can’t wait to see you sunshine!
Marko: haha you too love.

by Himynameiswhat! September 24, 2020

Marko

Marko is a unique person. Marko is the nicest, most caring, and hottest boy you will ever meet. Everyone’s mom’s wish they’re sons would be more like Marko. Brown hair, brown eye’s, 5’ 10’’, plays soccer, and overall smart. Marko will do anything in his way to protect you. If it means putting his own life before yours he’ll do it. Marko cares more about you than he does about anything else. Marko just wants you in his life. He wants to make you happy and be there for you and always listen to what you have to say. And if you are reading this yes, it’s about you. I’m writing this to you. I like you and think you are the funniest, cutest, and sweetest girl in this world. I care so much about you. I love staying up all night on FaceTime talking with you making each other laugh and just being there with each other. You make me the happiest I’ve ever been. And I’m so happy that you are in my life.

Marko wants to let you know that he likes you a lot, and wants to know if you like him back the same way.☺️

by BigDaddy M December 20, 2020

Marko

He really enjoys cars, driving them without a license too. He thinks he's cool for it, when in reality people just see him as another downie. Legend has it a Markos usually withhold an IQ of 1.99 on average, which is quite reasonable considering other traits he has received from his family i.e. unsymmetrical face, inability to process his own language, 1 incher, incel attributes (inability to attract any form of creature), and just overall habit of being an unseasoned swine. He usually hangs out with other low IQ lifeforms, such as a rare and wild breed of batmansasha, aka sashslayer.

Damn bro, Marko is bare ugly

by EpicVeleitys August 7, 2021