Markletime

This is a moment of time worth 72 days, named after Meghan Markle's real time spent within the British Royal Family.

We've had the builders in for Markletime so far. They're saying they need at least another Markletime.

by The Great Presenter July 2, 2023

Markled

To have the misfortune to be associated with talentless lying fucking grifters and end up screwed over by or because of them to the tune of millions.

Man that streaming company could've hired tons of real talent but instead they got markled.

by coueelynn July 29, 2023

Markle Double Claw

A two handed embrace employed by controlling, manipulative actresses and former Royals. Often preceded by a guiding hand placed on the back of her intended target to direct focus.

“I saw my ex at a party last week. I was going to walk over and say “hello” when My GF Markle Double Clawed me”

by Broadsheet July 28, 2022

Markleavellian

The conniving scheme of self-aggrandizement based on treachery, deceit and fraudulent victimhood. See also: Meghanlomaniac.

Did you catch that God-awful Oprah interview where the spoiled rich lady cried her Markleavellian tears?

by NJSB March 9, 2021

Macklewhore

A whiteass rapping cracker that raps like a 9 year old on cod jizzing to get his motherfucking try hard quickscope ever. He sags with his pants up his ass crick/crack. He calls himself a Wigga. It means the whitest nigga to ever be on this planet. The most popular songs are "Theft Shop and some others that nobody gives a flying doodoo shitfuck about. The only person that can come close to a macklewhore is a Jiztin Beater/Beaver.

Examples will take up a fuckingdicksuckingsonofabitchcuntwhoreassfagulafaggotyolofuckit420weedassholebigfwoppinloppinwoppinshotrightonthepillow book.
Macklewhore

by ZemballaM Mrlylebob August 5, 2014

The Markle Effect

A castle built on sand. Corrupted by one persons touch. To be royally f*cked up. To rot from the inside.

She swanned in and acted as though she was Queen. We thought the extra publicty would be beneficial. In truth the whole thing turned to sh*t. They call it The Markle Effect. We are royally f*cked.

by Deranger March 17, 2023

The Markley

This activity is done by a man and a woman. To accomplish this, the man must be dressed in tight solid color boxers, a superman cape, and sunglasses. The woman must be wearing a Victoria's Secret "Very Sexy" bra and black lace panties.
The first step is to fill the flat bed of a red Ford F-150 with Abercrombie and Fitch "Fierce" cologne. The next step is to find a driver both you and your partner trust. The driver will maintain a speed of at least 90 mph on a local interstate while you and your partner remain in the flat bed. Throughout the ride the man must mount the woman and proceed to massage her breasts and kiss her neck. This is the ultimate foreplay move (especially if the woman's name is Lauren).

My new girlfriend and I tried The Markley yesterday on Forbes Avenue.

by BCS5 September 12, 2008