Skip to main content

Go Large Marge on a mother fucker 

If people don't quit telling me what to do today, I'm going to go Large Marge on a mother fucker.

Large Marge 

The best breakfast waitress the world has ever seen. She's got glasses and a funny hairstyle. She loves kids but might never have any. Talks about leaving the restaurant business, but she'll be there the next time you come in.
Eat here Large Marge tells you what you want and then charges you for it.
Large Marge by tequillaqueen February 4, 2010

Grooming a marge

Grooming a marge is when your IQ increases by 1

Ballsy Marge 

Noun: A beast of a woman (we think?) that stalks the halls of Stevenson College. She is a legend both inside and outside of the bedroom. If everyone is too big of a pussy to do something incredibly stupid or disgusting, Ballsy Marge was the go-to person. She's done some crazy shit that most of us wouldn't be proud of.
Example 1: Ballsy Marge was the first person to climb Tree 9. She then proceeded to jump down onto a freshman and crush him to death. She looked the kid's parents straight in the eye and said "It wasn't me." Then she fucked the parents. Fucking ballsy.

Example 2: Ballsy Marge is ballsy enough to shower in the suicide chamber. Every day. She gave the shower stall that name because anyone tough enough to shower in that stall ended up committing suicide.

Large Marge 

Man that Janet is a real Large Marge, eh?
Large Marge by Frank Booth May 9, 2005

Aunt Marge 

A cigarette, smoked all the way to the filter without ashing (or spilling the ashes.)

Often used as an interjection.
Aunt Marge! exclaimed Bob, who never left his seat to find an ashtray.

Bob completed another successful Aunt Marge, being too lazy to find an ashtray.
Aunt Marge by Heef February 7, 2009