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When you're a minority male in NYC and your privilege Long Island ex-wife started making 6 figures 1st year starting (as a nurse) without graduating from college from Honors; so basically that minority ex-husband hustles really hard, gets a fortune 100 company job without connections, coincidentally he now works in a office being the only minority male, also coincidentally meets someone from South East Asia (Thanks to facebook), makes friends with the East Asians, then goes to Manila, meets up with a Manila Nurse that nurses him back up like "Nurse Joy" from Pokemon, have lots of fun with the Manila people (Asians), then you come back to NY to give your privilege ex-wife nurse the Ultimate Manila-ROAST because you don't need to listen to manipulative cold hearted mind-control games and her 6 figure tricks (Local Government capitalism favoritism) anymore, because her privilege-Long-island-capitalist-fantasies got the best out of her (and New York).
New York 6 Figure privilege -"Once you go black you can't go back." 💵 🍭👩🏻 ⚕️🍭💵

Street Smart Minority male hustle-"Once you hit that Asian, you can't resist that persuasion. 🇵🇭 🔥 👩🏻 ⚕️ 🔥 🇨🇳 "

🌏 🌎 🌍 - "Life is not fair"- Manila-ROAST
by Manila5 June 24, 2022
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Manila

Ew gross dude that was so manila!
by jawn123456789 September 13, 2020
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Manila Folder

Someone that’s so bland, vapid, and empty in the head that they can only serve as a tool to put things in. They can also lack personality, but it’s not a requirement for classification. Usually referring to a person of the whitest of heritages, but can be of any heritage (especially if they have a colonialist mentality)
Most of the comments I’ve seen defending Trump on social media are written by Manila Folders that couldn’t compose a complete sentence to save their lives.
by celfri January 13, 2021
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Manila Johnson

Used to describe someone that spends all day sh*tposting, usually at work
Zoo Wee Muma!!! You are being such a Manila Johnson, do some work!!!!
by RowleyWimpyJefferson November 2, 2023
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Manila galleon

The Manila galleon originally known as La Nao de China,and Galeón de Acapulco, refers to the Spanish trading ships that linked the Spanish Crown's Viceroyalty of New Spain, based in Mexico City, with its Asian territories, collectively known as the Spanish East Indies, across the Pacific Ocean. The ships made one or two round-trip voyages per year between the ports of Acapulco and Manila from the late 16th to early 19th century. The name of the galleon changed to reflect from which city the ship sailed,setting sail from Cavite, in Manila Bay, at the end of June or first week of July, starting the return journey (tornaviaje) from Acapulco in March–April of the next calendar year, and returning to Manila in June–July.

The term Manila galleon can also refer to the trade route itself between Acapulco and Manila that was operational from 1565 to 1815

The galleons sailed the Pacific, bringing to the Americas cargoes of Chinese and other Asian luxury goods such as spices and porcelain in exchange for New World silver. In addition, Filipino slaves known as "chinos esclavos" ("Chinese slaves") came across the Pacific to Mexico in what is known as the trans-Pacific slave trade. The route also fostered cultural exchanges that shaped the identities and the culture of the countries involved
The Manila galleon were known in New Spain as La Nao de China ("The China Ship") on their voyages from the Spanish East Indies because they carried mostly Chinese goods shipped from Manila.67 The Manila Galleon route was the first instance of globalization, as it marked the earliest period in history when a trade route from Asia crossed to the Americas, thereby connecting all the world's continents in one global silver trade.

In time, chinos in Mexico came to be treated under the law as Indians, becoming indigenous vassals of the Spanish crown after 1672. The implications of this legal change were enormous: as Indians, rather than chinos, they could no longer be held as slaves, they become Five dollar indians.
by Desert flower September 26, 2023
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Manila Cathedral

Manila Cathedral-Basilica Was Created in 1571 by nipa, wood and bamboo
On a tragic day on 15th century a Riot happened and they burned the easily cathedral Moving Forward To the 17th Century a new facade and a octogonal bell tower on 1750 or much more to the 17th century a earthquake struck manila and destroyed the whole cathedral and some parts of Manila were destroyed.
Moving to 1860s Manila Cathedral Rose again but the Bell Tower stood beside on it and had a new paint job but on 1880 a earthquake struck manila again leaving the whole cathedral into rubbles
Going to 1879 the cathedral rose again and the octogonal bell tower still stood and had saints were made in molave wood on 1945 the cathedral was heavily bombed leaving the cathedral and the bell tower destroyed moving to 1950s the cathedral rose again they recreated what the facade look like back in 1879 but unfortunately the octogonal bell tower wasn't there anymore it was finally replaced to a modern bell tower
On 1980s Pope John Paul II Declared Manila Cathedral into a Minor Basilica.
Manila Cathedral-Basilica Still Stood And as for the Present it always be stood always there.

Viva Immaculate Conception!
by maleGigityBOOM! July 30, 2024
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Manila Embassy Reach Around

When you see that the Manila embassy or any other embassy processes student visas and tourist visas during Covid, but doesnt do anything for American petitioned family based visas, such as K1.
Wow I've been waiting on my fiancee Visa for 9 months. Even during the pandemic, the embassy has been giving handies to tourists and students nonstop. But has refused to help us. I'm a victim of the Manila Embassy Reach around.
by Garglefart December 3, 2020
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