Mandate

Some bullshit the government tries to tell you to do that’s not a law.

Did you guys hear about the new Covid vaccine mandate?

by GHANDI😳😳 September 3, 2023

Mandates

Some bu!!sh!t that government claims is a law when it makes no sense in bettering the country or state

I can no longer manufacture nuclear warheads due to the new mandates

by Goffyahhdefonitions September 4, 2023

mandate

Brunch with an oligarch, where the working class people pick up the tab.

Don: I dunno, sir... If I do this, I could end up in serious trouble. This is definitely illegal. People are already talking.

Vlad: Relax, Don. Just call it a "mandate". It implies you have no power. Which is true, because you belong to me.

by commonsensical March 19, 2025

mandate

Redneck slang (date with a man)

Mama, I'd love to eat dinner witcha all tonight, but my mandate's a-comin' to pick me up.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Mandate

When the government requires you to do something against your will through a court order but secretly two men from the government are going to dinner together

Peter: Hey man you know the government have mandated that?

Moses: Mandated what?

Peter: You know the thing.

Moses: Two government men are dating each other?

Peter: Yes.

by Yoshimitsu 369 December 1, 2021