Malliteracy

A condition in which someone consistently writes words and phrases incorrectly; distinct from Illiteracy in that a malliterate person can read and write but simply gets words and phrases wrong.

Malliteracy usually occurs when a person writes words and phrases he or she has only heard but never read, such as:

1. Alot (instead of "a lot.")
2. Alright (instead of "all right.")
3. One in the same (instead of "one and the same.")
4. Pacifically (instead of, "specifically.")
5. Dominate (used as an adjective instead of "dominant.")
6. Volumptuous (instead of "voluptuous.")

(As an aside, if you read an online dating profile from a woman and she uses both of those last two words in the same profile, the odds are extremely high that she's under 5'5" tall and weighs over 300 lbs)

I had a hell of a time trying to read my friend's email, because his malliteracy made it almost impossible to figure out which words he was trying to use.

by Hellzapoppin' June 26, 2021

mailliw

your name is willaim and your trying to do that trend where you flip your name, or your a gacha player who is doing making the aftons do this trend.

hey willaim you shoud do that trend where you flip your name. yours would be mailliw

by im most likly not gonna post. March 22, 2022

Malli

A Sexy ass nigga

Malli is so Sexy I'll give them my kids frl

by Me fuck nigga March 30, 2022

Cup O' Mallow

term that means Hot Chocolate with ALOT of Marshmallows.

"The couple sat sipping a foamy Cup O' Mallow by the warm fireplace on the cold winter night.

by Saxo-trumpet-clarinet November 18, 2010

dirt in your mallows

-insultingly gross STD formerly, currently, or eventually infesting one's genitals

-when the key elements of one's life are, regrettably, fucked

bro, you got dirt in your mallows.

by fuckyoukelsey September 10, 2011

molliwopped

To smack someone across the face with your penis. Cock-slap.

Dominick: Yo how was hanging out with your girlfriend?
Micael: Nice man, you already know i straight molliwopped da bitch

by amc3 August 21, 2011

malli handford

sketty piece of grass.

‘friends’ more like a sketty piece of grass (about malli handford)

by charlotte penny June 2, 2020