Malcomstien

webcomic made by Execlevon

person 1: "Malcomstien"
person 2: "yea"

by hector malcomstien February 23, 2022

malcom x

malcom x was a tenacious fighter for human rights. he fought for the rights of colored folk alike. he sure paved the way for the dark skins.

thanks malcom x, for bailing my ass outta prison after that salad tossing episode in the back of your moms expedition with my skirt on

by Mike Hunt February 21, 2005

Machomped

When u get destroyed off loans (especially loan mbappe) during fut champions

“ I just got machomped “

by Markages October 12, 2021

malchow

An extremely repulsive human being...

That guy is a malchow

by unknown March 9, 2004

machomp

Someone ugly on the inside.
Typically drives a tricked out two door Honda with a converitble top, with the license plate that reads "MACHOMP" (this was a real experience)

Wow, that guy in the tricked out Honda is a total douchebag.
Yeah, he is pretty much a machomp.

by carijewell August 20, 2008

Malchowing

The art of simply vanishing from your place of emploment without informing a soul where you're going or what you're doing.

"Hey where did Josh go?"

"He must be Malchowing again."

by The Grand master Funk October 23, 2012

malchoff

a uniquely queer individual with a rather high pitched voice and a penis shaped head

Malchoff, get off Fernays' dick!

by Queer Haters- R - Us January 14, 2005