The sociological equivalent of “Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid”—the unspoken observation about two neighboring frenemies, who are afraid of losing out and who are afraid of dying.
The foreign publisher is consulting its lawyers on whether the Singapore government might ban the sale of “Singaporeans Are Kiasu, Malaysians Are Kiasi,” which pokes fun at the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Singaporeans and Malaysians.
by MathPlus June 22, 2018
Get the Singaporeans Are Kiasu, Malaysians Are Kiasimug. The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.
A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023
Get the Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristicsmug. When Shaq discovered the Malaysian Hockey after eating a bowl of ice cream, he knew he had to trick people into doing it.
by fishgaming June 20, 2024
Get the malaysian hockeymug. Using the "C" part of a pipe wrench to "pleasure" a woman, rocking the pipe wrench back an forward from asshole to vagina
"How'd it go with Maddy last night?"
"Good, she came over to the shop and I gave her a Malaysian Toolbox"
"Nice"
"Good, she came over to the shop and I gave her a Malaysian Toolbox"
"Nice"
by ThissssssGuy July 28, 2016
Get the Malaysian Toolboxmug. When you gather all the ingredients to make marshmallow fluff together, and right before you whip it all together, violently nutting into it.
"While Barbara was making marshmallow fluff, I waited until she wasn't looking. Than I ran over and whipped up a Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff"
by JamesNewton February 7, 2025
Get the Malaysian Marshmallow Fluffmug. by Hjjankens December 3, 2024
Get the Malaysian Monkey Muntingmug. Flotsome discovered miles out in the ocean , initially believed to be small parts of wreckage from the disappeared wreckage of the missing airliner - but actually found to be Rolf Harriss laptop
They’ve found some junk gluating in the pacific and thought it was bits of that missing plane , but it’s actually Aussie pervert Rolf Harris’s laptop
Malaysian Debris my arse
Malaysian Debris my arse
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
Get the Malaysian debrismug.