HIS MAJESTY LORD-LIEUTENANT

LORD-LIEUTENANT FOR HIS MAJESTY AND HER MAJESTY AS KION FAMILY CREST, SHARIFF FAMILY CREST, FULTON FAMILY CREST, WILSON CLAN CREST AS BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU & SWYRICH CORPORATION. AS KION SHARIFF FULTON WILSON. IN AS THE FORENAME, SECOND NAME, SURNAME AND LASTNAME FOR THE UNIFORM NAME.

KION SHARIFF FULTON WILSON AS HIS MAJESTY LORD-LIEUTENANT

by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, SC January 13, 2023

Her Majesty’s Timeshare

Time spent in prison as each cell is technically a timeshare apartment.

Hey bro where have you been ? I’ve just been living in Her Majesty’s Timeshare accommodation.

by Mont14 November 6, 2021

in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

anal majesty

1. Referring to the absolute perfection of one's ass or ass hole.

2. A fucking idiot who is handsome or pretty but smells.

1. Damn girl! What a thicc ass! Bring dat anal majesty over here!
2. He's cute Becky, but that anal majesty is not the guy for you.

by SanePsycho February 20, 2018

MAJESTY

The most annoying kid and asks you everyday to hangout after school. He has

a British accent. Also a high pitched voice

Majesty: After school?

Diego: Shut the fuck up

by By Zach Efron December 21, 2016

This is a resolve of his majesty's government

What Winston Churchill was trying to utter in a speech of his.

Winston Churchill: iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment (This is a resolve of his majesty's government)

by suicidel December 4, 2024

mesmerizing moles of majesty

These are the beautiful moles people have on their neck or chest that inspire others to want to explore their bodies for more.

And then one morning, she was wearing a revealing shirt and he discovered her mesmerizing moles of majesty. He would never be the same. He began to have nightly dreams of giving her the kiss of bliss right where her legs begin so that she was lickled to the point of spouting emotional lotion. Sadly, he said nothing and continued stretching feelings out of fear of rejection or possibly being kissapointed.

by von groovy June 27, 2024