Banging on a mailbox

Knocking boots on top of a mailbox. The act is particularly disrespectful to the owner of said boots as well as a federal crime. It can be used as an act of revenge or as an erotic way of expressing one's affections.
Man, that girl is so hot I just wanna bang her on a mailbox!

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In order to right the wrongs in his life, Greg was later seen banging on a mailbox.

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That guy messed with me and the only way to get him back is to bang his girlfriend on a mailbox.
by Nick @ B3YOND! March 07, 2009
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Mobile mailbox

When you take a nasty ass shit in an elevator and deliver it to another floor.
Luke took a massive dookie in the elevator and sent the mobile mailbox to the lobby.
by Steeple Dave May 01, 2014
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Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic drink known for giving a killer hangover. Consists of a shot of vodka mixed with goon, a form of cheap-ass cask wine.

Tastes best on ice with a fruity white goon.
Let's load up on Fruity Lexia tonight and get trashed off Sex on a Mailboxes.
by Fred Loves Goon February 27, 2008
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chicken mailbox

An object yanked from a lawn by a fella when under the influence
Fuck it, chicken mailbox
by Ed Posh December 19, 2020
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manatee mailbox

Large sculpture of a Manatee, also know as the sea cow, holding a mailbox. A local ornament to the Florida Keys.
Dude let's do a shot everytime we see "manatee mailbox" in Key West.
by hotpocket81 June 09, 2009
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Satan's Mailbox

Writing a self-addressed stamped erotic letter, then placing it in a woman's vagina and lighting it on fire. Afterwards you put the fire out with your jizz.
Yo I gave that ho a Satan's mailbox. Pussy's still burnt foo
by Standid December 29, 2007
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Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic concoction of vodka and goon (casket wine). Enjoyed primarily by teenagers and the poor. This drink ensures that you have a night to remember (or completely forget).
by mr sheen March 06, 2008
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