Iron Maiden

1) The best metal band...wait...best band ever.

2) A medieval torture instrument shaped rather like a coffin, but that the head and feet could come out of. It was lined with spikes inside, and closed on people who commited the most heinous crimes, such as not liking the king.

Iron Maiden are awesome.

I'd like to put that dipshit NED in an Iron Maiden.

by Bored_individual June 15, 2004

Maidenhead

An upper-middle class, Tory town in Berkshire, UK, that is part of the constituency of Maidenhead and Windsor. Maidenhead borders the village of Bray, which is a seriously wealthy village (wealthier than Maidenhead). Maidenhead is also a 10-minute drive to Windsor Castle.

It's all very pretty, very historic, very clean, very rich, and very pleased with itself.

"My parents have been saving up for 10 years to afford a house in Maidenhead!"

by olgatolga October 31, 2012

Red Mackerel

A obvious mistake made intentionally for your boss to discover. Making your boss feel useful and allowing other mistakes to go unnoticed.

Put a Red Mackerel in that report so we don’t have to redo the whole thing.

by Bob Greaton October 1, 2019

Maidenless

A term originating in the 2022 title "Elden Ring". An NPC calls the main character maidenless. It is another way of calling someone single, or a virgin.

You however, are maidenless.

by EmperorOfTheVeldezi March 10, 2022

Mackellar girls campus

Mackellar girls campus

Mackellar girls campus is the definition of bitch school

by kidner June 17, 2019

Mackenzie

A beautiful girl who has overcome much in her life and is wise beyond her years. She is very calm in difficult situations, similar to Dumbledore. She is a great friend because she always knows what to say, will comfort you, cry with you, laugh with you, and play with you. She has eyes like no other and a smile that will light up the room. She is funny, crazy, and witty, social, very athletic and talented. She is someone you will want to keep around and love for a very long time.

Girl: Mackenzie and I have been friends only for 2 years, it feels like a lifetime, I love her with all my heart.

Guy: ya she's just one of those kinda people.

by Reanie Beanie January 29, 2014

macked

to be hit, struck, or destroyed.

bro, Eli almost got macked by that Honda. holy shit

by tellernotelling August 21, 2019