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Magnum

A word for something amazing. Think of the first time you ever (willingly) had sex - that was a Magnum experience. Or the first time you ever had your favorite food. Or the first time you ever punched someone in the face. The first time you won something. All Magnum experiences.

Not a word to be taken lightly - a Magnum experience can define a persons life.

Also can be used to describe an item, or as an emotion - feeling Magnum. All are positive. In no situation is Magnum ever negative.
Oh man, Jill gave me a handy in the backseat of Jacks car last night while he was driving, and he had no clue!

Thats fucking Magnum, man.
by VikingPride March 2, 2011
mugGet the Magnummug.

Magnum

Another way to call something lit or dope.
"Yo, this party is lit, man."
"Yeah, bro. It's pretty magnum."
by DarkwaterKiller June 7, 2018
mugGet the Magnummug.

magnum dong

A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.
As a pickup line:

<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>

"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
by Rationalize October 10, 2011
mugGet the magnum dongmug.

Magnum Opus

The Latin meaning for "Great Work". Usually meaning the greatest, most popular, pinnacle, or most renowned achievement of an artist, artist or composer. Or a "masterpiece"
Songs for the Deaf is Queens of the Stone Age's magnum opus.

The Dark Knight is Christopher Nolan's magnum opus.
by Johnny Tentacles July 28, 2009
mugGet the Magnum Opusmug.

Magnum Dong

Magnum Dong is a phrase said by Danny DeVito. He requires a Monster Condom for his Magnum Dong.
I dropped my Monster Condom for my Magnum Dong.
by Bruuh Moment August 1, 2019
mugGet the Magnum Dongmug.

Magnum dong

What Danny DeVito has
I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong
mugGet the Magnum dongmug.

7mm Magnum

The most ass-kickingest cartridge in the world!
guy 1: That guy totality fucked that elk up!!
guy 2: What did he use?
guy 1: a 7mm Magnum!! duh!!
guy 2: Oh yeah.. i must be stooopeeed!!
by alphadarklite June 6, 2010
mugGet the 7mm Magnummug.

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