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magical mystery tour

Taking a trip to an unknown destination by taking some public form of transit, chosen at random, usually a local bus. Some people do this to get to know a new city. Others do it for the fun factor, and potential for a good story later.
For my last holiday, I did a magical mystery tour and ended up in Thunder Bay.
magical mystery tour by Pizzaf December 19, 2008

magical cat thing 

A fannon term for the Cazar race in Ratchet and Clank, most specifically in reference to Captain Sasha.
"Has anybody figured out what Sasha and the Galactic President are?"
"Not a clue. I think they're Magical Cat Things."
magical cat thing by Sandy87 March 16, 2005

Magical Flying Panther

The anime equivalent of jumping the shark. In essence, any plot point that comes out of left field and makes no sense within the context of the show.

A reference to the penultimate episode of Occult Academy, where one of the characters is suddenly revealed to be a magical flying panther, to great unintentional comic effect.
I'm going to watch that new SHAFT anime. I hope it doesn't go all magical flying panther on me.

Magical Mummy 

Non existent ideal. The term embodies the unrealistic expectations of magazines/society/men when it comes to mothers. Magical Mummy can cook, clean, do arts and crafts with the kiddies, sew, wash, walk the dog and fuck like a pornstar without even ruffling her perfect hair. She is never to be found languishing on the sofa whilst the kids run riot, nor does she drink wine and sob in the evenings, looking at the pile of ironing and wondering what the fuck happened to her life.

Most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained Magical Mummy status.
"He asked me why I hadn't been able to iron his uniform as well as make the dinner and clean the kitchen. As if I'm some kind of Magical Mummy!"

"I told him to piss off to his Magical Mummy, and let her run around like a twat for him"

"Make your own dinner, I'm busy doing this! I'm not your Magical Mummy!"
Magical Mummy by MagickDio February 5, 2010

Magical banana 

A banana that chino(s) (a Spanish language referral to "Asian people") have in their houses which is believed to have a certain magical effect to make people who ate it healed (when having an illness) or happy (when they are sad).
Alejandra: Aww.. I don't feel good..
Flavia: And I'm sad.. Oh, I know! Let's go to chino's place and eat his magical banana!
Magical banana by zoomzter February 3, 2012

magical buffalo

a magical buffalo. it has magic in it's horns. and it is very magical. that is why it's called a magical buffalo. the creator of magical buffalo is paige. did you know.. it's a buffalo. :D
Paige was riding the magical buffalo holding onto it's horns.
magical buffalo by iamasian April 13, 2009