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MacTard

Someone who could be classified as retarded, yet still possesses enough knowledge to make others believe he is capable of difficult tasks, thus creating suffering from his ineptitude.

Typically encountered in the workplace, MacTards can be dangerous and unpredictable. Unlike someone who is merely retarded and familiar with their limitations, MacTards have great confidence in their ability.
Nick: “We both just got fired for letting Pete put the books away?"

Dave: "How?"

Nick: “Somehow while putting them on the shelves he ended up lighting our office on fire.”

Dave: “I told you not to leave those matches and oily rags down there around that MacTard.”
by Louisiana Gold January 20, 2009
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mactarded

Description of a person who lacks the ability to perform simple computing tasks without the assistance and guidance of a dumb-downed, childishly cartoon-like graphical interface, as one would find in the Macintosh operating system.
The guy at the print shop must be mactarded because he had no idea how to how to extract the image from the .zip file I sent.
by seanik March 24, 2010
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manutai is an outstanding young lady
manutai is an outstanding young lady
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manutarded

An automatic transmission that comes in your car, truck, van, or suv with a mode to let the driver change gears.
Best for 16 year old girls that are not coordinated enough to use a clutch but think they can do a better job deciding what gear they should be in than a computer.
My little sister's G6 sure is fast when you slide the shifter into manutarded mode.
by giantcrusher December 30, 2005
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Mactarded

The feeling you get when switching from PC to Mac.
I would normally be able to do that on my computer, however I recently switched from PC to Mac and I'm still Mactarded.
by Mistress Julie December 29, 2008
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Macura

Hey look its a Macura! That fucking haaaaawwwddd onnnn!
Hey is that suitcases under those arms?
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mactavish

1. verb, having sex without a condom.
2. John Mactavish, the biggest badass in call of duty 4.
3. verb, undergoing a series of harmfull and/or violent actions, which should have killed you, but instead you survive. called like this because of above mentioned John Mactavish, and what happened to him at the end of cod 4.
i don't have a condom, so i'll just go mactavish.

guy #1: he got hit by three cars and survived it!
guy #2: he pulled a mactavish!
by lalliman March 21, 2011
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