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Philthy Mickelson

Phil Mickelson, the famous golfer, is less well known for being a little bitch who refused to sign an autograph for /u/Checkers10160. He also gave /u/grismas aunt the clap and has become immortalised in this nifty little euphemism.
My aunt was on the receiving end of a Philthy Mickelson. I'm not sure she will recover.
by Do_not_reply_to_me October 1, 2017
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Olivia Mackinnon

an amazingly attractive, funny, and talented female who doesn't give herself enough credit
by tonahawk10 March 20, 2017
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Scott Malkinson

The term used to determine who is bestowed the honor of rolling the blunt. The first person to shout out Scott Malkinson first wins. This comes from Scott Malkinson, the kid with a lisp and diabetes who premiered on South Park to replace stan when he was doing highschool musical.
Oh you got the dutch? I Scott Malkinson that bitch!

Can I roll that? No ho I already called Scott Malkinson
by Crayton McDaniels September 27, 2009
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Mickelson

mickelson: (mick-uhl-son) verb. var:mickelsoned, mickelsons, mickelsoning.
To gay something up, is to "mickelson" it.
ex.: He really mickelsoned that up / The clothes he wears are really mickelson.
by symkit April 16, 2010
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mickerson

tall, spiky hair, probably has a ps3 n plays c.o.d black ops ruthlessly.... he will normally have a pet, most probably a cat named jonty, he responds to names such as mick mick, mickerson, micky durnam and the occasional jayco micky durnam......he can get savage alot if you annoy him or piss him off..........and be warned he may skull a hole bottle of red smirnoff and pass out in a garden, sleeping on his own spew
person: hey dude theres this guy on cod that is ruthlessly owning me.
person2: duuuuuude you must be versing the MICKERSON!! he only plays cod apparently its the love of his life.

example 2
person1: duuude someone passed out in my garden hes laying on his own spew? would you know who he is?

person2: duuude he must have got mickerson last nite

example3
vetinary: we have a cat in surgery he got his paw stuck in a sliding door.
vetinary2: duuude he must be mickerson's cat jonty
by Mickerson_1 November 29, 2011
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Ian Mackinnon

the fattest head world wide. He had to phone turtle beach and get them to specially make him a huge headed set of turtle beaches for his xbox.
Fat headed (Ian Mackinnon) boy with fat headed TB's!!
by MinteddMurrayy!! November 1, 2010
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Mckenson

A Mckenson has a strong personality, but can never hide his feelings. He doesn't want to. He's the kind of man most women could ever dream of-one straight from the movies. If you ever get to experience and have a Mckenson of your very own, you better not let him go. He's your best friend. He never judges you. He's the only man you'll ever really love. You can't lose him-life wouldn't be the same without him. He was given to you from God- a true blessing. If you lose him, you may marry and have children, but you'll always wish you never did wrong. You want him. You will never love another man like the way you loved a Mckenson. A Mckenson is built exquisitely. His lips encase yours perfectly. His skin compliments yours-fine dark chocolate wrapping around white ivory. A smile from a Mckenson, is one to surely take your breath away. Laying with a Mckenson and being in his arms with your fingertips running all over his skin, is home. There is no greater peace. Nothing makes your heart feel as content. Mckenson is everything-your heart, soul, best friend, lover, and king.
by pediatric November 22, 2021
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