PC user: DURP! UR MAC SUCKS! DURP!
Mac User: Why?
PC: ...DURP! IT DON'T WORK WITH LIEK TEH GAMES!
Mac User: Actually, Macs run Windows as well, and they use intel chips. So, my Macintosh can literally do everything your PC can and better. Plus it's pretty.
PC User: NOPE! U R WRONG! DURP! DENIAL IS FUN! DURP!
Mac User: Why?
PC: ...DURP! IT DON'T WORK WITH LIEK TEH GAMES!
Mac User: Actually, Macs run Windows as well, and they use intel chips. So, my Macintosh can literally do everything your PC can and better. Plus it's pretty.
PC User: NOPE! U R WRONG! DURP! DENIAL IS FUN! DURP!
by I'm not in denial. January 29, 2007
a type of computer made by apple. macintosh generally refers to the old apples from the 80s, which were good, and the apples from the 90s, which were horrible. however, ever since Steve Jobs returned, macs became a lot better. they are probable superior to PCs in every way, except for maybe gaming, but u can always use boot camp for that. also, you can right click. most graphic artists, musicians, and cool people use them. like all computers they do crash, but less often than windows.
microhoo whos never used a new macintosh: ooooo... macs suck you cant play games of right click... they suck sooooo bad
someone who has used a modern mac: shut up (shoes thm my post)
someone who has used a modern mac: shut up (shoes thm my post)
by john tuttle May 25, 2008
A type of computer revered for it's all in one design but also cursed by this to people who want to upgrade components instead of just getting a new computer which would be faster in the long run. Many claim that the macintosh is lacking in hardware aspects, though one would hardly know the difference. Mac OS X is the ruler of all the operating systems, but is often complained about due to its lack of a mind boggling amount of applications. One should not that the macintosh has more completed feeling apps than the less completed feeling but still numerous Windows apps. Macs happen to have a game deficiency and thus are hated by many people who don't understand the concept of boot camp and Windows on a Mac. Once one switches to the Mac from the PC, almost none of them will ever switch back because they now see the truth.
Bill: Wow, that's a sleek computer Steve!
Steve: Yes Bill, it is.
Bill: Oh, it's a Macintosh, I hear they suck...
Steve: No they don't, wanna touch it?
Bill: SURE! This is pretty sweet Steve!
Steve: Yes Bill, it is.
Bill: Oh, it's a Macintosh, I hear they suck...
Steve: No they don't, wanna touch it?
Bill: SURE! This is pretty sweet Steve!
by Toasty Head August 30, 2007
The best computer ever. Macs are much more secure than PCs and much less bloated than PCs. Unlike Windows computers, they actually come with decent software like iTunes and iLife. The Mac operating has a sleek, minimalist look and a consistent interface.
by stevejobbs April 8, 2009
Mac OS fans always try to defend themselves about their choice. Sure, the Mac OS is better than Windows, but when they hear the word "Linux", they shut up and look like idiots, but they still believe their computers are high in specs.
Mac fan: Hey, I got this new MacBook Air! It's the thinnest laptop ever!
(Windows fan shuts up before he can say anything)
Linux fan: Really? Wow, it sure is expensive.
Mac fan: Yeah, but it has got dual core, 128 gigabytes of hard disk and 2 gigabytes of ram
Linux fan: But my laptop has more applications and games, twice your ram, three times your hard drive space and it still costs a thousand dollars less.
Mac fan: WTF YOU FAGGOT FAGG OFF YOU MOTHAFUCKA ASSHOL MY MACINTOSH IS BETTER 8YF6U93Y8XS6WYW84
(Windows fan shuts up before he can say anything)
Linux fan: Really? Wow, it sure is expensive.
Mac fan: Yeah, but it has got dual core, 128 gigabytes of hard disk and 2 gigabytes of ram
Linux fan: But my laptop has more applications and games, twice your ram, three times your hard drive space and it still costs a thousand dollars less.
Mac fan: WTF YOU FAGGOT FAGG OFF YOU MOTHAFUCKA ASSHOL MY MACINTOSH IS BETTER 8YF6U93Y8XS6WYW84
by armyoflinuxfans November 8, 2009
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Macintosh is an OS which no common people can find a use for, and therefore it is used in elementary schools because no decent game company/programmers would waste a second of their lives even considering to create a Mac-compatible version of their programs, thus creating a distraction-free learning environment for 10 year olds.
Principal: Yeah we're recieving those new Macintosh computers today. From what I hear even less programs than the older version are compatible on it.
by p00flake January 19, 2006