The most loving human on the planet. If she comes on as rude or closed off, its because she'll never make the first move. But once she feels comfortable, she'll give you her entire heart. She is indescribable. Her beautiful, seductive eyes, long wavy hair, and fair skin will make you fall in love from across the room. If you're in love with Marina, which you definitely are, go get her. If you love her, she'll make sure to love you more.
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Some sex scenes are vital to plot, but this describes only when they blatantly serve no relevant purpose to the story-telling.
Alternatively, it can be used to describe a twist in the plot of a pornographic film in order to bring about the vital sex scene. When a girl in the plot is constantly refusing sex, and then something triggers her suddenly to lust after the male protagonist, this is a Penis Ex Machina.
Some sex scenes are vital to plot, but this describes only when they blatantly serve no relevant purpose to the story-telling.
Alternatively, it can be used to describe a twist in the plot of a pornographic film in order to bring about the vital sex scene. When a girl in the plot is constantly refusing sex, and then something triggers her suddenly to lust after the male protagonist, this is a Penis Ex Machina.
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For all those times you were stuck on the john hoping against hell for that number 2 to just slide out nice and easy and end your misery, this would be the expression used.
Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.
Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.
"Where is a deuce ex machina when you need one? My meeting starts in five minutes!"
"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."
Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.
"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."
Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.
by shizzinator March 31, 2010
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by Chris-P-Chickn May 23, 2018
Get the malina weissman mug.Marina Lambrini Diamandis, born in 1985, is a British alternative/indie pop sensation. Known from 2010 on for her hit song "I Am Not A Robot" and her conceptual album "Electra Heart," Marina is beautiful, flawless, and basically a goddess, however she gets screwed over all of the time by her shitty record label 679 Records.
Marina and the Diamonds's name comes from, well, her first name, and her last name. 'Diamandis' means 'diamonds' in Greek, but she named herself Marina and the Diamonds to represent not only herself but also her fanbase. Therefore, I am a Diamond.
Marina and the Diamonds's name comes from, well, her first name, and her last name. 'Diamandis' means 'diamonds' in Greek, but she named herself Marina and the Diamonds to represent not only herself but also her fanbase. Therefore, I am a Diamond.
"Have you heard that Marina and the Diamonds was releasing her new album this fall?"
"Yeah but she probably won't because 679 can't do jack fucking shit"
"Yeah but she probably won't because 679 can't do jack fucking shit"
by feelslikesummer May 29, 2014
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Intelligent and quirky.
Overachiever, always wants to be the best.
Has a gorgeous body; skinny yet curvy.
Has an amazing personality, and a contagious smile.
Intelligent and quirky.
Overachiever, always wants to be the best.
Has a gorgeous body; skinny yet curvy.
Has an amazing personality, and a contagious smile.
by sorrymarilyn June 16, 2013
Get the Marina mug.The San Francisco neighborhood has its own breed of female, known as the Marina Girl, as satirized in the Cameron Diaz film The Sweetest Thing. The stereotypical Marina Girl parties hard, shops casual yet high end fashions including Juicy Couture, Seven Jeans, Ugg Boots, and Banana Republic while never being employed in any tangible profession, other than receptionist, office manager, or booth babe. The Marina Girl maintains her high quality of life through a series of arrangements with older gentlemen in neighboring Pacific Heights. In recent years on weekends, Marina Girls tend to gravitate around the area dubbed by Herb Caen as the “Bermuda Triangle”: a collection of bars and restaurants on the corner of Fillmore and Greenwich streets. In recent times this area has become known as Gavin Newsom square with a collection of Newsom-owned businesses dominating the triangle. Mayor Newsom’s Matrix-Fillmore, Plumpjack Wine, Balboa Cafe, and Plumpjack Cafe are all Marina staples that dominate the landscape. During the week, the Marina Girl can be found looking for companionship at the popular Marina Safeway. When a Marina Girl turns 30, she is no longer known as a Marina Girl, but as a “Cougar”1. A few places in the Marina with a high saturation of Cougars are Balboa Cafe, Cozmo’s, the California Wine Merchant, and the Marina Safeway.
by NorCalBusa December 19, 2005
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