He spent many hours at the computer discovering various things but eventually like many web sufers simply mached out.
by Terrible Todd July 12, 2005
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The most supreme and epic form of tisch in existence. They occur Friday nights in the mach-moadon, and consist of chulent, wizards, pizza men, penguins, cows, Canada, and occasionally Hebrew songs.

The ruach at the mach tisch is unparalleled anywhere else in the world, and it is an amazing sight to see.
Staff member #1, "Hey lets go to the staff tisch, it'll be lots of fun."
Staff member #2, "Nah, the staff tisch is nothing compared to the epic machawesomness of the mach tisch. I hear its the greatest tisch in the world."
Staff member #1, "You're right, we're mached."
by mach-camp kawartha-hach September 7, 2011
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Someone Travelling so fast, that colliding with one small object will be fatal.
Tom Cruise was going Mach Jesus to avoid being late for the shoot.
by AlphaJPM September 15, 2022
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Small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one's johnson after ejaculating into a bit of bog roll.
"I'm just going to clean last week's fapier mache off the old beef bazooka....*grabs acetone and ice pick*....and may be gone some time".

- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).
by Lardon_with_a_Hardon November 21, 2011
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1.) (adv.) a derogatory term used to describe the pace of someone who is going so fast that their speed is considered malicious to those around them. see also: shubin, pons, pons mach shubin.
did you see that guy going mach shubin? jesus christ! he could have killed someone.
by thewifeirwin April 30, 2008
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Something traveling well above the "reasonable speed" that it should be
Me and my buddy were traveling Mach Jesus down the back roads on a beer run last night
by SomeRedneck69 June 10, 2021
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The toilet paper/tissue stuck to the tip of your penis after wiping semen away. Seeming to appear as a paper mache project.
"I went to take a piss this morning and found a pecker mache in my underwear! "
by d-trainn October 28, 2008
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