John Mayer

John Mayer is a complete square. Ironically, his first album was entitled "Room for Squares."
What a Jackass.

Stupid Girl: Dude i just love the lyrics to this new John Mayer song?!?!
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Guy: sigh..

by Lollerskater69 September 24, 2005

John Mayer

To screw something up
To ditch, or to screw someone over

Example 1:
Alec: Ok, so we're going to meet at the bar?
Rawrie: Yes, don't John Mayer me again. I hate drinking alone.

Example 2:
I just bought us tickets to the concert. Don't John Mayer this up.

by LaBeaner April 8, 2010

Mayer Hater

The average person with common sense!

If you like John Meyer that much then you're an idiot!

by Yelsew Foolface April 6, 2005

Manyerd

Insult used in the direction of those you feel are below you.

Tommy McKnight is a Manyerd.

by Rein April 22, 2003

Mayær

Verb: To rudely interrupt a speaker with irrelevant and/or 'tard comments.

"The radical feminist movement--"
"Didn't Botticelli paint the Domi Maddona?"
"Shut the fuck up, and don't mayær in my class"

by Paul Bianchi January 6, 2008

mayær

Verb: to interrupt rudely with irrelevant, factually incorrect or retarded comments only vaguely pertaining to the subject at hand

"The radical feminist movement--"
"Didn't Botticelli paint the Domi Madonna"
"Shut the fuck up, don't mayær in my class"

by Paul Bianchi January 7, 2008

Mayerhoff

Beast. Awesomeness in a name.

wow that kid is a mayerhoff

by cheesehead189 March 28, 2009