Manservant

A cock. Just a cock. Everyone knows this.

"Strange - your manservant is only six inches tall."

by Lost Cookie August 16, 2017

trouser mauser

The male sexual member

see beef bayonet

Put your trouser mauser away!

by Xlat September 2, 2003

Manserve

A boyfriend who serves their girlfriend as a Butler and is treated like total shit in their relationship.

Slang for Manservant

Geez man I can't believe you're a Manserve. I feel real bad for you.

by Bloop.... July 13, 2019

Maserati Sex

When I fine gentleman tells his comrades that he must depart for the evening in order to escort his mistress to her uber. However, his true intent is to sneak away to have sex in his white Maserati conveniently parked in the driveway.

Todd: Hey guys, I'm out. Gotta walk my girl home
Stonington: lol. Stop frontin. We know you 'bout to have that Maserati sex!

by StoningtonCC October 6, 2019

Mauserize

to get one's act together, to be an absolute phenom

" Dude we have a huge exam tomorrow, we gotta mauserize and study tonight"

" We won the game today! We totally mauserized it!"
"Guys, we're running late, we gotta mauserize"

by sparklyglitter92 October 23, 2022

Manservant

A character in the original Romeo and Juliet who was a main character and caused an affair between Benvolio and the Prince. Erased from the original to avoid people going back in time to hurt or maim Shakespeare.

Also used to describe someone who was the cause of an affair.

You cheated on me with her?? That manservant!!!! :(

by Benvolio January 7, 2006

Mexican Maserati

A generic term for the biggest, baddest, most beautiful, pimped out professional lawn mowing equipment available. Highly sought after by Mexican landscapers across the nation, usually a zero-turn industrial mower that rivals the bling factor of a lowrider car. A Status Synbol, it's ridden by the crew leader a.k.a "el jefe".

Today must have been mowing day, all the landscapers were out on their Mexican Maseratis.

by Winged Avenger June 28, 2011