Martyrnoob

A person playing on Call of Duty 4 online who uses the Martyrdom perk where a live grenade is dropped after you are killed, it is intended to catch your opponent off guard who thinks he is free and clear now that your dead. Its a noobs way to get kills even though he's dead. People who use this lack a real ability to kill people themselves and use this to level up.

I heard him coming up the stairs, knifed him and went back to sniping when i heard the grenade drop! he had martyrnoob on there was no way i could get out of the room in time!

by Ryanwk12 February 22, 2009

martyr parents

Parents of children with special needs (particularly Autism and Down's Syndrome) who make their child's disorder about themselves. They typically make themselves the victim and act like their lives are so much difficult than their child's because of their child's special needs. They tend to post humiliating videos and articles online of their children, particularly of them having a meltdown.

Steven and Robin are such martyr parents, they keep complaining about not being able to take their severely Autistic child to rock concerts without him having a breakdown

by reniboo November 1, 2017

martydom

The way dumbass kids on Call of Duty 4 pronounce (and apparently now spell) the word MARTYRDOM (note the R), a word they apparently had never heard before playing this game. Martyrdom is supposed to mean sacrificing one's life for a belief, as in to be a martyr (not a "marty"), and the Perk in COD4 is a reference to suicide bombers. Note: Real life suicide bombers do not shit grenades immediately upon death.

Kid: Man "marty-dom" is awesome.
Me: Do you mean "mar-der-dom"?
British guy: Don't you mean "mah-tra-dom"?
Kid: I still think it's martydom 'cause that's what everyone else says.

by Cody the stoner January 21, 2009

Marty Bogroll

The local newry legend. His trusty steed is a bridge end bike thats at least 600 years old. He is very well known among Northern Ireland and is way better than anything craigavon has to offer. Legend has it that his nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possesion of this magical item will be granted with the powers of marty himself.

He has a world renowned sexiest man award under his slieve and has the most lucious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk like muscle tone.

Sean Martine: hey ever heard of Mczilla
Everyone else: *slaps* No that man is bad, normal people say that Marty Bogroll is superior to craigavon itself!

by Ryanhasbigteethfatzahasbigdong September 23, 2020

Marty-H

The gangsta name for Martin Heidegger, a celebrated existentialist philosopher and the author of Being and Time.

1: Did you read Marty-H's book?
2: Yeah, I'm down with being towards death.
1: Me too, bro. I know I'm dying.

by sishu7 April 22, 2011

Martybate

mar – tee – bait

verb

To amuse one’s self with an image of, or in the actual presence of, Marty Morrissey.

1. Tim thought he was alone in the building, then I came in and found him having a martybate with a gif.
2. At the staff relay, Tim had no shame, he was openly martybating in front of everyone.

by Computer Jones July 18, 2019

Maartje

Maartje is one of the best people you can meet, she is very cute, usually loves dogs, is very tall. Long hair suit her the best even tho she may want to cut it short. Sometimes may want to distance herself from people but not because she wants to so you don't have to mind it and actually should try get closer to her. If you manage to find yourself a Maartje don't let her go or you will lose at life.

1. Really cute and loveable.
2. CEO of being quirky.
3. Slightly confusing personality.

Maartje is really cute.

by Zero0Two April 22, 2020