Marten

The most sexy guy ever in the history of mankind

He is sexy as marten

by Jahdusbd November 23, 2021

maaren

noun: a diversionary tactic to avoid completing onerous tasks such as accounting homework.

Should have finished my homework last night, but I pulled a maaren with a silly wikki.

by antonym: situps February 3, 2010

martenez

A last name of a bad ass who will do anything for the people he loves. If you r his enemy you are already dead. If you r his friend he will be with you until the end. When he walks in a room fear and intimidashion flow over everyone

Dude Martenez is a badass

by Jason Martenez July 28, 2015

Doc Martens

The preferable shoe brand for serial killers/ criminals.

Victim: "Are you going to kill me?"

Serial Killer: "Hang on, I need to put my Doc Martens on first."

Victim: "Oh."

by Poop001 September 28, 2009

martensen

The sexiest person around. Gets all of the babes. He's also super handsome!

Hey did you see Martensen? Yeah he's so {sexy} and handsome! I wish I was like Martensen. He gets all of the chicks.

by Geärgert May 30, 2017

Doc Martens

Uggs for hipsters.

I really wanted some floral doc martens after I saw that hipster rocking them with a vintage scarf, huge sweater, and ripped shorts.

by heckafre$h April 2, 2010

Martensville, Saskatchewan

A whole bunch of greasy druggies that think they're the shit...but they're not. Not to mention skanks!

Bob: hey, lets go to Martensville, Saskatchewan down snake road!
Mark: But I heard there's a bunch of greasy, drugged up skanks there!
Bob: Oh but yo', lets go to Warman.

by Daytonnn November 14, 2011