Lardy Scene

A fat or slightly overweight "scene kid"

"eh lads, look at that lardy scene, haha"...
*shouts*
"LARDY SCENE"

by Wilsdon April 12, 2009

lardly

The person who is extremely fat and has some extra rolls.

She had a nice, skinny face but was rather lardly in her other areas of her body.

by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014

Lard ass

An unbearably large chub ass.

I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"

by The best lmao December 19, 2016

Luanda

A girl who is tired of just being the capital of Angola, because it's a name too.

"Luanda is my name."

by lulunormen February 7, 2019

lard cart

motorized scooter-style shopping cart intended for use by the disabled but often used and abused by shoppers who are obese and lazy.

The fat lady decided it was too far to walk to the donut section of the store so she hopped on a lard cart.

by jainie December 17, 2005

Larding

(v) to use one's excessive weight to create a motion in any particular direction.

Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?

Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?

by jomommascookies August 22, 2009

lardware

A cooler name for bloatware.

Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.

Software can't become hardware, but it can become lardware.

Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.

by Pipe Downn June 8, 2011